Things i need to get off my chest.....

[Sharpys top lip]

1. You cant make good gravy without meat stock.

2. Dire straits are a great band.

3. Evertonians can be so fickle

4. This christening will be the death of me.

5. people who get wound up on the Internet need help.

6. When life's good enjoy it, it wont last long.

7. STOP TALKING [Poor language removed].

 

[Hayee]

:hay:

 

[chicoazul]

1 - To drivers who hog the outside lane: please get syphilis soon.

2 - Listen God, I'm dieting well and you know it, start making that belly shrink man. Thanks.

3 - Can someone fit air conditioning in the gym please.

4 - Everton will really do my head in unless they win this weekend.

5 - Wrinkles, where the [Poor language removed] do they come from and how do they stop?

6 - Rod Blagojevich is blagging, on top of being the most Balkan looking man I've ever seen. Horrendous barnet too like.

7 - Heartburn is ridiculous.

 

[RFUS]

1.) Dentists are sadists. All of them.

2.) You can't please everyone. Don't even try it, you'll just end up with a sore arse.

3.) Everton will never get investment.

4.) I will still support them.

5.) Opinions are like penises: Everyone has one, and I want to show you mine.

6.) No I didn't come up with that last one.

7.) Everyone else has 7. I didn't want to feel left out.

 

[Dylan]

Dimming lights is a HUGE deal
Everton are ace.
Formula 1 is cool
Politics suck
So do vacuums
Social networking is overrated (says the guy currently giving play-by-play commentary on his jaunts cross country on Facebook)
Submariners do it deeper!!!! YEAH!!!!

*7 provided for conformity.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. You cant make good gravy without meat stock.

2. Dire straits are a great band.

3. Evertonians can be so fickle

4. This christening will be the death of me.

5. people who get wound up on the Internet need help.

6. When life's good enjoy it, it wont last long.

7. STOP TALKING [Poor language removed].

I'll go along with everything except number two

 

[HirsuteBlue]

Ahem, you can't make good gravy without good meat stock.

 

[alexishelmsley]

1. Everton IS a religion.

2. Tea solves everything. FACT.

3. 24 hours in a day, 24 crates in a can. Coincidence?

4. Why is there stuff in a tin of evaporated milk?

5. I still love wrestling - for different reasons

6. I am cold hearted. deal with it.

7. Metallica = God. no ifs or buts about it.

 

[Neiler]

1) Communisim - ill be honest, im curious, good each way bet that.

2) Those funsize small choclate bars arent really fun.

3) People with touchscreen phones look dead camp when sending a text.

4) See above and insert wheelie suitcase.

5) Automated phone answers - just no - why dont you press one.

6) Banks - no need really.

7) Flat tyres - surely we can think of something better to put in them then air.

 

[RFUS]

1) Communisim - ill be honest, im curious, good each way bet that.

2) Those funsize small choclate bars arent really fun.

3) People with touchscreen phones look dead camp when sending a text.

4) See above and insert wheelie suitcase.

5) Automated phone answers - just no - why dont you press one.

6) Banks - no need really.

7) Flat tyres - surely we can think of something better to put in them then air.

Why did you edit out the coke/pepsi one? That was the truest thing on here!!!

 

[Neiler]

Why did you edit out the coke/pepsi one? That was the truest thing on here!!!

Coke, Pepsi, Communism - the forum would explode mate.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

1) Communisim - ill be honest, im curious, good each way bet that.

2) Those funsize small choclate bars arent really fun.

3) People with touchscreen phones look dead camp when sending a text.

4) See above and insert wheelie suitcase.

5) Automated phone answers - just no - why dont you press one.

6) Banks - no need really.

7) Flat tyres - surely we can think of something better to put in them then air.

1 - on a level playing field, then lets see.
2 - funsize is outlawed.
3 - don't know phones so can't tell.
4 - nothing to add, so bad river cards.
5 - labyrinth, I actually wanted to get eaten by the minotaur
6 - see 1
7 - custard.

 

[chicoazul]

Coke, Pepsi, Communism - the forum would explode mate.

WHOAH, calm it down lid.

Communism/far left socialism is indeed ace. I can vouch for this [Poor language removed].

 

[RFUS]

Coke, Pepsi, Communism - the forum would explode mate.

Fair play. Good moderating.

Spot on about the fun size snacks too. As I'm sure our American users will agree, bigger = better. Unless you're a paedophile.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

Fair play. Good moderating.

Spot on about the fun size snacks too. As I'm sure our American users will agree, bigger = better. Unless you're a paedophile.

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