2019/20 Theo Walcott

Firhillfill

Player Valuation: £750k
Keown raving about him in first half, had one or two decent crosses - think I was watching a different game. Was absolutely useless in the second. Not good enough, can't wait to get rid of some of the dead wood at this club
 

Jim Hopper

Player Valuation: £10m
This lad was one of our ‘better’ players out there today and that just about sums up how shocking we were.
 

RFUS

Anustart
Arguably the worst end product of any winger we've ever had I think. Would rather have Phil Neville out on the right flank.
 

Welshy

Player Valuation: £225k
He has absolutely stolen his entire career, he is a complete dolt. He is like a turkey that has been crammed into a coop with about 100 more and then suddenly escapes out and runs straight into the wall, that's how he runs about the place.

Got the brain of one as well. A crap turkey that ends up being sold in Lidl for Christmas.
 

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