Not Safe For Work! The "Toy" Thread

[Hayee]

Come on boys and girls, no need for shame here. This is Hay's Sex Toy Thread. People are far more liberal these days and using sex toys is now a regular part of many individuals and couples bedroom antics. My questions to you - what have you bought, if any? Why? Value for money. Marks out of ten? And finally - what would you look/like to buy in future. You are all aware i bought "Geoff" for my husband, he's an extra thick dildo but he's now broken, take from that what you will. Let the games begin...

 

[chicoazul]

I once bought one of them wang rings whilst smashed off my tits in Amsterdam with an ex girlfriend.

It was a bit [Poor language removed] in all fairness: 2/10.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

brass should be on the nhs

 

[Goku]

faints

 

[Hayee]

Alright, we'll start with slightly easier questions - favourite lube? Do you like costume to spice things up? My favourite lube is called slide and ride, purely because its blue and has a quality name, plus i find durex play sticky! And pvc is ace. COME ON KIDS! Don't be shy!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

You don't wanna know where i put my action man once.

 

[chicoazul]

You don't wanna know where i put my action man once.

I was going to comment on the prude nature of the posters on here until death delivered.

Don't all act shy.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You don't wanna know where i put my action man once.

was you still able to peer through his eagle eye ?

 

[Hayee]

You don't wanna know where i put my action man once.

actually, i do!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

actually, i do!

Haha.

Not very exciting actually.

Lets just say he was about to get dropped behind enemy lines but got scared. It was a solo mission and he was without backup to push him through.

 

[heatmeiser]

It's amazing what you can achieve with a high heeled shoe, a pound of raw chopped liver (warm) and an elastic band.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It's amazing what you can achieve with a high heeled shoe, a pound of raw chopped liver (warm) and an elastic band.

liver kebab ?

 

[Hayee]

Haha.

Not very exciting actually.

Lets just say he was about to get dropped behind enemy lines but got scared. It was a solo mission and he was without backup to push him through.

so you decided to put him up your bum then bottled it?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

so you decided to put him up your bum then bottled it?

Sounded like a good idea at the time.

 

[Hayee]

Sounded like a good idea at the time.

surprisingly i've never had an idea like that!