The things women say

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TyphooToffee

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Yesterday, whilst waiting for a load (I'm a courier) a woman made me a coffee. It was in a blue mug and I mentioned blue being my favourite colour and it's also the colour of my football team.

"Who do you support then?" she asked
"Everton," I said
"Not into football really," she says. "They play in red don't they?"

I nearly choked on my coffee!

I don't know what was worse, the fact she said red or the fact I'd just mentioned they play in blue!
 

Its when the say 'I love you' you should get really very nervous and run
 
Even worse 'I love you and want to have your babies'

(None of these should be football related(y))
 
“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.”
― Yoko Ono
 

Had this off my girlfriend once.

"When you hugged me...I just didn't feel like you meant it!"

Get a f*cking grip love.
 

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