The teen version of embarrassing memories

carlos21 · February 4, 2020

Death said:
I might order a curry Carlos what ye reckon. I’m going to France the weekend ever been?

who you flying with.

carlos21 · February 4, 2020

Hometime at last.

Death · February 4, 2020

Calling my maths teacher ma in front of Everyone. Twice two days in a row.

That’s one of my softer ones.

I’ve had a shidstorm of a teenage life I probably need counselling before sharing here.

Death · February 4, 2020

carlos21 said:
Hometime at last.

where were you

carlos21 · February 4, 2020

Death said:
where were you

No where mate.

carlos21 · February 4, 2020

Death said:
where were you

America.

mawders · February 4, 2020

I did a big powerful fart when walking out of school which ended up with me pooing myself because I'd had chippy curry the night before....

...I had to take the bus home

KaiserEFC · February 4, 2020

I went emo.

Bishop Thumpety-Thump · February 4, 2020

Copped off with the much cooler older sister of a girl I was mates with when I was abar 17. She had her own flat on Ullett Road, smoked French ciggies and had both boyfriends and girlfriends.

Anyway after we'd done the business I went into her bathroom still with the used condom on my flaccid little Bishop. Couldn't see a bin to chuck it in so panicked and stuffed it down her sink.

She had to get a plumber out the next day to unblock it, much to her embarrasment and cost. She told everyone in our circle of friends, so whatever kudos I gained in copping for her was more than offset by my shame...

Disgruntledgoat · February 4, 2020

In my late teens/early 20s I dated 3 women in a row who decided they were lesbians whilst we were together.

I didn't have a date for 2 years after and she paid 35 quid in 2001 money to never see me again.

Nymzee · February 4, 2020

Baines' left foot said:
There was a story going around our secondary school where a lad apparently wanked off his own dog. Apparently his mate double dared him to do it so he did it.

He wasn’t the brightest lad as he once brought in a 1kg block of Red Leicester in to DT food class when we were supposed to be making cheesecake, so it must be true.

Lass in my secondary school apparently let her dog lick peanut butter off her vag.

carlos21 · February 4, 2020

Death said:
Calling my maths teacher ma in front of Everyone. Twice two days in a row.

That’s one of my softer ones.

I’ve had a shidstorm of a teenage life I probably need counselling before sharing here.

Good evening buddy.

McBain · February 4, 2020

On a survey once for a TV show, we were having a look at this farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere. We knew there was an open septic tank somewhere and I wanted to find it so when it came time to film there I could cordon it off.

I found it ok, stepped in it up to just over my knees. I had to sneak into the laundry and scrub it off, hoping no-one noticed... I have stepped in a lot of [Poor language removed] over the years.

carlos21 · February 4, 2020

McBain said:
On a survey once for a TV show, we were having a look at this farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere. We knew there was an open septic tank somewhere and I wanted to find it so when it came time to film there I could cordon it off.

I found it ok, stepped in it up to just over my knees. I had to sneak into the laundry and scrub it off, hoping no-one noticed... I have stepped in a lot of [Poor language removed] over the years.

Yo buddy.