The Squits

[heatmeiser]

Had it myself for the last day or two. I just blasted myself a new hole after getting back from ze work.

I only have myself to blame though. A weekend of too much beer, curries, donner meat and chilli sauce.

There is, however, an old Mayan remedy that my friend swears by; 3 cloves of garlic, a lemon and 3 Guatemalan coffeebeans (Nescafe might do).

Grind them all up and rub them on your blinker. Should dry all your insides up within a couple of hours. I'm being genuine.

 

[atypicalusername]

I'm surprised Chico isn't here offering his willy as a butt plug. ^_^

 

[Muggins]

This thread is crap.

 

[ijjysmith]

This thread is crap.

Don't talk sh*t.

 

[ricardobee]

I love the squits, got all their albums

 

[Phenom]

Eat toast and drink water, I guarantee it will go.

Had to do this for 3 days in Bulgaria a few years back absolutely horrible.

 

[ijjysmith]

Seem to be all sorted now thank Christ.
Had that first tentative fart earlier. You know the one, where you're my sure what's going to come out. I got lucky though. The mrs didn't.

Thanks for all advice on here!