The Squits

[ijjysmith]

Now into my third day of runny poos.

Anyone got any magical cures?

Think I've lost about 3 stone so far!!!

 

[Alio]

*puts down bowl of coco-pops

 

[Alio]

I think Imodium is your daddy here, bro

 

[Hilga]

Stop eating or drinking, that should do it.

 

[Cena]

Bran flakes, bread and carbs, have pasta for your tea or some potato based meal, get some stodge in u

 

[Messner]

shove a cork up it

 

[edge]

go the chemist and get some arrowroot make into a paste and eat soon sort you out

 

[linglong]

Must admit had a dose of arse gravy since last night,just hit the stage of ring sting brought on by going to the emergency bog rolls,my cheeks and brown eye feel like they've been rubbed down by a block of wood bloody wife and her economy drive 5 rolls for 50p isnt an economy drive,its assault i'm walking bow legged feeling like i'm carry a casey between my cheeks.

 

[bigbadjeff]

My fave remedy, a large tablespoon of Bisto. Does what it says on the tin, browns, seasons and more importantly in your case, thickens. Best of luck mate.

 

[Hayee]

Loperamide, or 4 eggs, will bung you up lid

 

[Elong]

Stop eating or drinking, that should do it.

Pretty much!

Go see a doctor if it carries on any longer, could be something worse like irritable bowel syndrome or colitis or some shizz.
Good luck!

 

[chicoazul]

I had it last week, pissing out of my arse.

azula gave some tablets to sort out the bacteria in my stomach, sorted.

 

[ToffeeMark]

sounds like a fantastic diet.

I had that a few years ago. Pre cursor for my acute apendicitis. And that hurts. offered me key hole, i said, just gey it out. chicks dig scars.

 

[Nordecke]

Sounds like you have the arse AIDS..

Sprinkle some sawdust on your brown halo.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

I read online once about eating dry toast, do it myself and seems to work.