The Spectacles Thread

[McBain]

You guys are lucky coz glasses are in right now.

 

[Degs62]

Used to wear glasses or lenses all the time, had my eye lenses replaced and now only need readers, upside is I can spot an erect nipple at 1km on a rainy day.

 

[McBain]

Used to wear glasses or lenses all the time, had my eye lenses replaced and now only need readers, upside is I can spot an erect nipple at 1km on a rainy day.

Thats horror film stuff.

 

[Degs62]

Thats horror film stuff.

Muahhhhahhh ........................... I also hear voices and have been abducted by aliens, must have been because my arse feels like its been probed (either that or it was the 3 flusher this morning)

 

[The T-Dex]

Why does Chris Eubank wear a monocle?

He is scared to go the opticians and ask for sphecthafles

 

[Clint Planet]

Why does Chris Eubank wear a monocle?

Because he's a knobhead.

 

[The T-Dex]

Because he's a knobhead.

That too

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Because he's a knobhead.

and a knob has 1 eye, fantastic!!

 

[The T-Dex]

That too too

 

[Clint Planet]

That too too

2-2! What a game!

 

[The T-Dex]

Wrong tutu. Bit of ballet