The Silent Treatment

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Currently on day 2 of the silent treatment, for some imaginary domestic crime, committed against womanhood.

Which coincidentally has coincided with a delay in her HRT treatment.

I’m a master at riding this out and just carry on as normal.

I’m waiting for the inevitable explosion, which follows when she comes to the realisation, that it‘s not working.

What’s the longest you’ve ever had to endure the dog house for ?

I expect @john jako and his dart board to feature heavily in any discussion.

Once married mate...New ball game

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Not having microscopic vision, that can spot dirt on the floor and also not being arsed about it in the slightest anyway.

You've not learnt how house proud certain women can be? Read some Mrs Hinch, pal, and impress your lady.

 

[Tramps_mate]

No idea how someone can square that, cats don't stink like guinea pigs do but they still shed hair and foul up the crap tray. So far as eating goes, be glad she does, some survive on coffee and cigs - and so when hungry you bet your ass you're on for a coating, especially if there's 'nothing in'.

Full house hoover every day.. lol

 

[cronullasharks]

I’m currently getting hoovered around lol

Put a pair of shoes on, walk outside and get mud all over them then walk the mud back in all over the carpet.

 

[Alan Whittle]

@COYBL25 the ones you genuinely don’t know what you done are by far the worst. I can only sympathise with you at the moment. Flowers from Asda don’t cut it for me anymore. I’m onto puppies and ikea furniture of ways to make it up.

 

[kev]

Currently on day 2 of the silent treatment

Amateur. Come back and tell us how things are in a couple of weeks.

 

[Bungle]

I reckon we can get a whip round on here and get her taken out.

I'll shag her for free and see if that lightens the mood, we can use the money from the whip round to cover vaginal reconstruction afterwards.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I honestly feel like I'm quite lucky. My missus will occasionally inform me she's "not talking to me" over something ridiculous but it lasts about 10mins tops. Half the time she's arsing about. The other half she cools off and realises how batshit she's being.

 

[cronullasharks]

I'll shag her for free and see if that lightens the mood, we can use the money from the whip round to cover vaginal reconstruction afterwards.

Are you getting your self inflicted fisting injuries patched up?

 

[Littlesue]

Occasionally I think I wish I had someone to share my life with then I read topics like this and realise how lucky I am

 

[Bungle]

Occasionally I think I wish I had someone to share my life with then I read topics like this and realise how lucky I am

How has the promise of vaginal reconstruction not wooed you Sue? I'll never understand women.

 

[kev]

I'll shag her for free and see if that lightens the mood, we can use the money from the whip round to cover vaginal reconstruction afterwards.

The selfless generousity of fellow Evertonians on this forum never ceases to amaze me.

 

[tommye]

Do you mean literal silent treatment, as in she actually hasn't said a word to you in two days?

Bliss

 

[tommye]

Never understood the silent treatment. Do they really think it bothers us? Not speaking is bliss.

See.


Man knows.




Oh wait it's Nymzee.

Like you've ever had a woman ffs.


As you were everyone...

 

[tommye]

Not a word lol

Oh the joy.