The Sex thread

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Sex alfresco is always fun. The fear of getting caught makes it more exciting.





THEN JUST SPIT IN HER FANNY LAD AND FINGER HER TIL HER TEETH FALL OUT!!!!!
 

Thought I'd throw this in for fun ..

There are very few of us who would jump at the chance of a bigger tadger. Here's a trick from the porn stars. PGE-1. Pin your knob with between 5 to 10 mcg per day and you'll notice significant length and girth improvements within a matter of weeks. Moreover you'll have a hard-on for > 2 hours within 15 minutes of pinning. Relatively painless too :)

Reckon we should pin Neville pre-match, he may be **** but if he's stood in the middle of the pitch with a massive bone he'll scare the [Poor language removed] out of the ****e :)
 

Not the best I've ever had but the post coital was the funniest. Had done the deed with some Danish totty on a secluded beach and was ready for a nap.Another couple turned with a dog which proceeded to run towards us and had a good sniff at her muff.
 
think i'm getting worse at this shiz, ah well, i'm boss at foreplay. Seem to get too into it, need to start make my mind wonder during and this will make me last longer - however, you can't enjoy it then ffs.

Anyway, HOW COME JDAWG STARTED THIS THREAD AND HASN'T ADDED ANYTHING, I WANT YOU TO LIST YOUR TOP 5 RIGHT NOW JMAN, YOU SEXY HUNK!
 
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heatmeiser said:
I think this one needs expanding on a little.
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Crazy chick, looks a bit like natalie imbruglia....

has star tattoos on her neck and little ones INSIDE her ears....sings, dances and plays the guitar....

Was out with her last night....she met me and my friend inside a strip bar and was 2 hours late so i wasnt in the best of moods...

went into the toilet and she followed me inside...didnt do anything other than pick her up and put her onto the wash basin area and kiss her for a few mins......then we went inside the bar again where she gave me a lapdance in front of all the strippers...

Shes like a little dynamo....oh, and my mate got on well with one of the strippers.

We left.,dropped her home and went home myself....seeing her again on friday for lunch....then maybe a afternoon hotel room.
 
"I Just Had Sex" - The Lonely Island feat. Akon

[video=youtube;lQlIhraqL7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&noredirect=1[/video]

I love the Lonely Island, anyone who hasn't heard of them needs to check out their videos :lol:
 
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