The Sack Race

[COYBL25]

In light of Man Utd`s humiliating defeat today at Brighton, things seem to be going tits up pretty quickly at quite a few clubs.

I haven`t looked at any betting sites, so I`ve no idea which manager is the favourite for the chop.

I`m going for Pellegrini, as he already looks half dead, the fans already have a deep hatred for the dildos and it`s looking like he`s blown a load of money on mercenaries, just to produce another version of last years West Ham.

 

[roydo]

Pretty decent rap sheet for any of those tbf!

 

[Nymzee]

Pellegrini sacked first before they even announced his appointment.

 

[Harryflashman]

A few different prices depending on where you go but the two favs are mourinho and Rafael .

 

[Kenshin]

Can see Jose leaving in light of the summer tbh.

At the bottom I would look at hodgson, Warnock , Hughes puel as possible potentially sackings or walkings.

Benitez only walks if another club want him. Otherwise he stays until the summer and walks when his contact us up

 

[roydo]

Benitez only walks if another club want him.

Rumours some Chinese club want him, apparently. Cant see it myself, despite everything, he is a good manager, and clubs better than West Ham would still take him.

 

[Kenshin]

Rumours some Chinese club want him, apparently. Cant see it myself, despite everything, he is a good manager, and clubs better than West Ham would still take him.

His contract is up this year anyway like so can he him staying until then out of decency but once it's up he goes elsewhere where a club will give him money.

Either that or the lack of money drives them down the bottom 3 and they sack him for allardyce haha

 

[sageyefc]

I reckon Benitez first, then pellegrini, then Jose. Can't see emery at Arsenal next season either but reckon he'll get a full season

 

[roydo]

His contract is up this year anyway

That right? Fair play then. Like you say, he will stick around till then I would guess.

 

[jaycee]

Audrey Roberts to be sacked by Spam after being caught with body parts tsken from east London brasses
Rafael to mobility scooter from the horse abusers at the end of the season
Sparky "still sporting 80s hairstyle" to go in the new year

 

[Big_Duncs_Fod]

The deluded one is into his 3rd year meltdown.

He'll be writing the team sheet in his own faeces next week.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Puel's on the way out, and I doubt Mourinho's going to finish the season at United. He always burns bridges sooner or later, and the cracks are starting to show.

Sparky will hang in there and so will Rafael until he gets fed up with Ashley and buggers off. Not sure about Chilean Jon Pertwee though.

 

[summerisle]

Allardyce.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Also, if Puel leaves, Martinez might get the Leicester job.

Popcorn time.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I think utd will give Jose at least until Nov.

If you discount cup games WHAM have got this run of fixtures coming :

Arsenal (A)
Wolves (H)
Everton (A)
Chelsea (H)
Man Utd (H)
Brighton (A)
Spurs (H)

They could well only have 3 or 4 points at best after 9 games. Such a shame...