The Roydo & Mrs R argument thread

[roydo]

Right. For ages, on a Sunday morning I have made Mrs R a sausage sarnie, in bed. With BROWN sauce.

Just now, she says, "Roydo, (she does call me that BTW), can I have a bacon sarnie tomorrow, but with RED sauce?"

Why red, I ask her.

"Everyone has brown on sausages, and red on bacon" she says, "ask those on Grand Old Gits, (thats what she call us), bet you they agree"

I am aghast. Our row is that I say you like either, but never both!

Help lads.

 

[heatmeiser]

http://www.quickie-divorce.com/

 

[canuckblue]

Tell her to make her own damn sarnie....

 

[chicoazul]

Mrs R, big fan here, but I ask you to reconsider. If you're eating that fine bacon butty before 12 noon then the only sauce permitted on it is brown. Enjoy and let me know the outcome.

 

[noharmdone]

It's the mood for me.
I don't mind either..
Lads here will say different..

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Red is for hot dogs.

puttin red on bacon isn't right mate.

I hope its on toast btw ? and must be smoked bacon ? i'd tell her to make her feckin own tbh

 

[Kurt.]

Off subject a little but still relevant... I picked up a mild curry flavour ketchup today in Tesco..... can't wait to try it.

 

[heatmeiser]

Reids knows.

Hotdogs and burgers get red.

Bacon and sausage get brown.

 

[Goat]

Smash her up the brown, that will teach her.

 

[terry phelan]

get some ulster fry in and make her an ulster and egg on toast with BROWN sauce lad. you will thank me later.

 

[Dell Boy]

Right. For ages, on a Sunday morning I have made Mrs R a sausage sarnie, in bed. With BROWN sauce.

Just now, she says, "Roydo, (she does call me that BTW), can I have a bacon sarnie tomorrow, but with RED sauce?"

Why red, I ask her.

"Everyone has brown on sausages, and red on bacon" she says, "ask those on Grand Old Gits, (thats what she call us), bet you they agree"

I am aghast. Our row is that I say you like either, but never both!

Help lads.

Mate ignore the sheep on here. One big cheese says something and they all follow.

In the real world everyone has tomato ketchup on a bacon sarnie.

Your missus is correct. You're wrong and lucky to have her.

Now get her a cool drink and apologise meekly

 

[chicoazul]

Mate ignore the sheep on here. One big cheese says something and they all follow.

In the real world everyone has tomato ketchup on a bacon sarnie.

Your missus is correct. You're wrong and lucky to have her.

Now get her a cool drink and apologise meekly

Forgive him for he knows not what he does.

 

[Dell Boy]

Forgive him for he knows not what he does.

Swede this is serious - Mr R could lose his missus here. Let this one go - nobody will doubt your authority xx

 

[chicoazul]

Swede this is serious - Mr R could lose his missus here. Let this one go - nobody will doubt your authority xx

I can't stand by while such an atrocity occurs. I'm not the UN lad.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Reids knows.

Hotdogs and burgers get red.

Bacon and sausage get brown.

& fish fingers.


Branston Brown is ace btw