The random thoughts thread

[Groucho]

Isn't beer brilliant?

 

[Kurt.]

What if we and our entire existence as we know it are just a minuscule dot living on a much bigger host ... and what if within each molecule of our being another world exists on obviously a microscopic scale

 

[Toast]

If I take my dog on holiday to France, will he be able to understand a French dogs bark ?

 

[Bungle]

If I wait for a bus how long before Jeff sexually assaults me.

 

[Kurt.]

If I wait for a bus how long before Jeff sexually assaults me.

Jeffin hell !!

 

[tim gabbott]

Is the Lisbon as friendly as kurt says it is ?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Why did the first man decide to milk a cow?

 

[Bungle]

If Hitler was still alive would he benefit from using Uswitch for his energy bills?

 

[Zezti]

Do dogs really understand us or do they learn what noises lead to beneficial things happening for them?

Why did the first man decide to milk a cow?

I've often wondered this. Always come to the conclusion he had the same pioneering spirit as the first man to stick a cucumber up his arse.

 

[Bungle]

Was that Stephen Hawkings real voice?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Why would anyone see a crab and decide, you know what, I’m going to eat that.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and cut it into triangles?

 

[Kurt.]

What if @Joey66 used full stops ?

 

[COYBL25]

If I wait for a bus how long before Jeff sexually assaults me.

Depends whether you are dressed as a Goth or not.

Dressed as Goth > Imminent danger.

Not Dressed as a Goth > No danger.

 

[chrismpw]

If I wait for a bus how long before Jeff sexually assaults me.

By now I'm sure sure Jeff is thinking f'goff bungle