The poster above me

[chicoazul]

is a tit because...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

He's so lovable...

 

[Dylan]

He lives in Arizona

 

[RFUS]

His avatar is even bigger than chico's mar's minge.

 

[spikeman]

He's gay

 

[Oxon]

He's a homophobe.

 

[Kurt.]

he likes bum games

 

[bluejock]

He makes me want a bag of roast ox crisps

 

[spikeman]

He wants to bum me

 

[Woolly Blue]

He's not quite ready made gravy.

 

[Frank Drebin]

He killed my Speckled Jim.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

He didn't make another Naked Gun.

 

[Kurt.]

he pisses sitting down

 

[Tubey]

Because his username exposed my geographical knowledge as lacking, given I thought Anglesea was in Scotland.

 

[bluejock]

He's the type of person to [Poor language removed] a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.