The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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bluerobert
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I went to go view a house this morning, walking round the living room there’s pictures of a lad and a girl and toys all over the place. Gets to the kitchen and there’s a wallet and a packet of ciggies on the side. I gave the fella showing us round the wallet and said you better put this away if there’s people in and out all day viewing it.
The fella showing us round shouts through the house, is anyone in? No reply. We view the rest of the house and the last bedroom the door is locked, I fly into the room to the room and there’s a fella lying on the bed, fast asleep completely bollocko. The fella wakes up with a look of sheer terror on his mush. His Mrs had obviously taken the kids out and said to him be out by 10 and he’s just fell right back asleep. We all left in a hurry and the people outside waiting to go in after me got to told “Sorry, no more viewings for the rest of the day”
The fella showing us round shouts through the house, is anyone in? No reply. We view the rest of the house and the last bedroom the door is locked, I fly into the room to the room and there’s a fella lying on the bed, fast asleep completely bollocko. The fella wakes up with a look of sheer terror on his mush. His Mrs had obviously taken the kids out and said to him be out by 10 and he’s just fell right back asleep. We all left in a hurry and the people outside waiting to go in after me got to told “Sorry, no more viewings for the rest of the day”
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