Was in Mary’s cafe on Goodison rd few. Years back
Match day and having a bite and a cup of tea, it was blowing a Gale
and this fella fell in struggling to close the door and wearing one of them
PAC a Macs, the wind had got right under it, the paper table cloths were up
in the air, curtains blowing up to the ceiling,plus the noise from the PAC a Mac man
everything just stopped, all watching this fella struggling to get in, and the wind pulling him the other way,and the noise from the Pac a Mac, ever seen anything like it,
eventually he fell in and was making hiswayto the counter, and hadn’t managed to close the door, tha arl fella sitting there said “ Shut the door Russel
honest to God I was crying.