The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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helpimonfire
Player Valuation: £35m
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
This reminded me of the week I spent coaching a girl at our school who wanted to be a goalkeeper for the school girls' team. It was a great team, but it didn't have a keeper- so it was worth trying.
Nope ... some people don't have the aptitude- it was like this all week ... it started bad, it ended bad.
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
This will land me in huge trouble on here I’m guessing….. but it’s merely an observation….. whenever I’ve seen woman’s football the Goalkeepers are totally garbage….
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
I've long said it has been their weakest area ... but less so in the last few years.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
The americans have a conveyor belt of ladies goal keepers because... they are all introduced to basketball early doors and is a high profile enough sport to be present in the mind to all kids. All about exposure.
bluerobert
Player Valuation: £35m
A mate of a mate and his GF went to a fancy dress last night
You`d have thought that a girl who was outstanding at Netball, would have what it takes to make a good goalie ?
The hand to eye would be there, the catching ability and the ability to judge the flight of the ball.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Also the fact that the netballers tend to be at the taller end of those that play. Filling the net and dealing with set pieces. Interesting question, is a keeper required to do more with hands and arms than feet and legs?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Well yes... they'd have been ideal except they enjoyed the netball and never asked to play footie. This particular kid had all the enthusiasm and drive in the world - a poster girl for all those motivational posters and sayings .. but I suspect she had never, in her 13 years, played catch . . Not once. And a week's intensive practice made no difference! We both tried... her friends tried... we all failed!
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
A Classic Yorkshire Joke! 
Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coe's house for tea.
Steve brought the fish, Tessa brought the chips, Daley brought the peas and Seb provided the salt and vinegar. Suddenly there is a knock at the door so Seb gets up to answer. "Who is it?", asks
everyone in unison....
"It's Fatima wi t'bread."
Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coe's house for tea.
Steve brought the fish, Tessa brought the chips, Daley brought the peas and Seb provided the salt and vinegar. Suddenly there is a knock at the door so Seb gets up to answer. "Who is it?", asks
everyone in unison....
"It's Fatima wi t'bread."
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