The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Funnily enough, Billy, I’m somewhat of a gamer myself. As my reflexes have waned over the years, I find my Mastermind (wink) excels at hardcore survival games that these younglings simply don't understand in the way that I do, ahaha.
Having ran the busy honeypot that was Khelm settlement during lockdown, I masterminded (wink x2) a staunch defence as our small but close knit hamlet fended off many, many viscous attacks. Lots of men tried to enter, but few left with their lives.
Unfortunately things came to a bitter end, but it wasn't my fault. The other leader became a tyrant, so I and my band of merry men (and one weeb girl) turned the whole server against him. He eventually left and all was right in the world of DayZ again.
The saddest thing is that all this is 100% true, and I'm not ashamed in the slightest.
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £20m
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