The patch on Cahills arm

[jacobite]

You only need 2 patches to quit smoking


you put one over each eye and you can't find your ***s.

thats where i`m going wrong

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I very much doubt it would be a tattoo.

He wouldn't wanna risk getting it dirty or knocked from the game and even if it was covered up it would sweat like a [Poor language removed] during 90 mins of running about and scoring goals against the rs.

 

[Neiler]

Its wear he straps on his numbchucks!

 

[Matt_DBD]

I thought a pedometer was a device for measuring the water in-take in plants.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

the ******* kopite steward stoped him form going to the flag

Seems it was more his choice than anyone elses:

Despite being jubilant after scoring his last-gasp equaliser, Cahill cut his goal celebrations short - and claims he was more focused on grabbing a winner in injury time.

"I'm lucky to have scored at Anfield three times now but I didn't want to get anyone in trouble by celebrating too much," said the former Millwall man. "I just wanted to see if we could score another."

Cahill Dedicates Goal – News Archive – News – evertonfc.com - The Official Website of Everton Football Club