The Panic Thread. All Negativity In Here Please

GrandOldTeam · July 17, 2008

We haven't signed anyone yet.
Theres X amount of days until the season starts.
How many midfielders?!?! Phil Neville!!!!
We are going to sign Joey Barton aren't we?
Moyes Contract
We are skint
Sack Kenwrong, Ian Toss, Lieness

All this kind of stuff in here please. That way some of us more sane/patient individuals dont have to read through it biting our tongues.

You have all gone of your trolleys. Shame on you all. *squints eyes and points*

TX Bill · July 17, 2008

F&*king U.S. Financial stocks.

Their all gonna crash. The market's gonna crash. We're all gonna be out on the streets throwing rocks at each other.

*picks up rock

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · July 17, 2008

ye mar !!

Welton Toffee · July 17, 2008

I blame Simon Davies for this.

chicoazul · July 17, 2008

Something about KenWRONG and global warming.

davek · July 17, 2008

Can you also start a Polly-Anna, everything's rosy in the garden thread?

That'll save time too.

chicoazul · July 17, 2008

By jove he's got a point fellas, we've called this cat wrong.

grabs pitchfork*

Cal · July 17, 2008

We have signed no one.

Kirkby stadium is full of lies and is a joke of a stadium.

Phil Neville in midfield.

Tony Hibbert still an Everton player.

Kenwright is skint.

Wyness is a lieing fatty.

chicoazul · July 17, 2008

He does have a point with the Neville in midfield bit in fairness.

raises burning torch*

EFCNIK · July 17, 2008

Whats with Neighbours lately? Its always about those STUPID kids now and how there parents wont let them drink alcohol or do anything remotly normal at all. [Poor language removed] sake there 17 let them have a beer, stop having conversations that are always to do with the kids, its really annoying and boring to watch. What happened to evil Paul Robinson and all the plane crashes and fires and kidnappings. Not its all about those stupid gang of teenagers who are having deep and meaningful conversations with eachother about how they may or may not be ready for sex,and for [Poor language removed] SAKE Bridget get your [Poor language removed] hair sorted out NOW!!!!

O yeah Everton, right. Lack of signings. Stadium. No new signings. Kirkby. Signings? Tesco. Anyone gonna si.........

chicoazul · July 17, 2008

That Analise encouraged teenage sensations in my loins.

Dom1878 · July 17, 2008

I blame Steve McClaren

Tennessee Blue Mike · July 17, 2008

I blame JibJab and this outrageously funny humour.

Who cares about new signings. Everything is alright in the world.

You have to watch this..............

http://sendables.jibjab.com/ (y)