The origin of rap...

[MrD]

Overheard conversation between blokes before Liverpool played arsenal.

Man 1: 'I bet the ref and sky will proper screw us over today'.

Man 2: 'the ref will but sky ain't bad like'.

Man 3: 'nah, sky hate us. It's all abaaa city and utd now'.

Man 2: 'where's the proof though lad?'.

After a row about sky, it continued....

Man 1: 'put it this way, John Barnes pretty much invented rap but when have you ever heard him get the credit for it on the tele or the radio? Even the papers never mention it. The media is proper anti liverpyool'.

Man 2: 'well, he didn't like did he?!'.

Man 3: 'nah'.

Man 1: 'alright well it was probably Aldo or Steve mcmahon earlier in the song but Barnes defo took it up a level!'.

I honestly felt like buying him a pint!

I hope to god they were joking.

 

[Degs62]

The origin of rap was that this form of music was invented that was crap, the music moguls didn't believe calling it crap music would work so they dropped the first letter and Rap was born.

True story this I heard it from a lad whose missus owns a bike.

 

[Phyllis Stein]

Blondie?

 

[Walter Ego]

I think Roland rat had something to do with it

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He invented the word "Isotonic" as well.

 

[Fensta]

Liverpool fans invented stupidity

 

[Sir]

Par in reverse...as it should be

Sir

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Blondie?

Round the outside

 

[Moomin]

Isaac Newton was a kopite, he stood on the kop back in tge day.

He also invented the " piss in someones pocket " gag.

All from RAWK, must be true.

 

[degsy]

Bob Dylan in subterranian homesick blues goggle it I don't can't do links

 

[McBain]

Goggle you Pal

 

[degsy]

Goggle you Pal

no, not me, the lyrics to subterranean homesick blues deffo rap precursor