EFC David
Player Valuation: £30m
You: hi
Stranger: wanna watch me jack off?
You: yes.
Stranger: asl
You: what you wearing?
You: i love men with beards and glasses.
You: DAD????
Stranger: nope
Stranger: asl babe
You: 20, f, Poland, you?
Stranger: 21 m india
You: my name Stella Artois.
You: can you put a cucumber up your bum?
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Enjoy.