The Oldies Thread

Groucho · December 1, 2012

Bungle said:
Our little girl was great as a baby and always settled well, she's now 3 and is a proper madam at bedtime, tries just about every trick in the book to come out and pester us.

She knows 2 words: yes, and......

NO!

noharmdone · December 1, 2012

Groucho said:
It's the most stressful time of every day. And I use the word routine very loosely.

He is our 4th boy.. The other lads are ok with bedtime usually.
He is up right now, and as my dad pointed out earlier.. Unbeaten as an Evertonian !!!

chrissyjack · December 1, 2012

Bungle said:
Our little girl was great as a baby and always settled well, she's now 3 and is a proper madam at bedtime, tries just about every trick in the book to come out and pester us.

The " Terrible " Threes. Worse than terrible twos. I know from experience

Bungle · December 1, 2012

chrissyjack said:
The " Terrible " Threes. Worse than terrible twos. I know from experience

Skipped the terrible two's, she saved it all for now. She regularly dishes out a beating to her older brother, I steer clear and wait for them to scream 'MUMMY'

peteblue · December 1, 2012

noharmdone said:
Kids on scooters. With modified exhausts .. Fuming.

Put the radio on, classic radio or something, it justs breaks up the other noises. Oh and give the kids on the scooters the taste of a baseball bat.......

chrissyjack · December 1, 2012

My two lads were ok. Daughter , at 3 , was a bitch. Still is. Now 22. Her son is carrying on in her fine tradition. He's 3

peteblue · December 1, 2012

chrissyjack said:
The " Terrible " Threes. Worse than terrible twos. I know from experience

Nothing wrong with the 'two's' or 'three's', it's the 'fives' and the 'twenty three's that are the worst.......

Bungle · December 2, 2012

She told me she has a boyfriend from nursery, she looked puzzled when I asked for his name and address.

noharmdone · December 2, 2012

I would struggle with girls lads.. You deserve medals !

chrissyjack · December 2, 2012

noharmdone said:
I would struggle with girls lads.. You deserve medals !

You'll miss the " You are NOT going out dressed like that " quote

peteblue · December 2, 2012

noharmdone said:
I would struggle with girls lads.. You deserve medals !

There's no problem with girls, just their bleeding boyfriends.....

noharmdone · December 2, 2012

chrissyjack said:
You'll miss the " You are NOT going out dressed like that " quote

Superb.. I bet you vetted every fella !

Groucho · December 2, 2012

peteblue said:
There's no problem with girls, just their bleeding boyfriends.....

I look forward to introducing Ava's prospective boyfriends to the wall, rather violently, and repeatedly.

noharmdone · December 2, 2012

Groucho said:
I look forward to introducing Ava's prospective boyfriends to the wall, rather violently, and repeatedly.

With a muzzy ? They wouldn't know what was going on !

chrissyjack · December 2, 2012

noharmdone said:
Superb.. I bet you vetted every fella !

Yup. Every single one. Especially the last two nobheads. The last one being the father of her lad. Found out she was pregnant and " got scared " apparently. Immature get. Not one of his family has even acknowledged the lads existence. Excuse the language, but " [Poor language removed] 'EM ".