bluebastardo
Player Valuation: £40m
We can talk all night about injuries, but the bottom line is that we are absolute rubbish at the moment.
Tonight, Fellaini looked like the only guy capable of being called a footballer, while the rest of the outfield players looked like they should be in the Championship.
Here's my verdict on tonights game:
Howard: Not much he could do about tonight.
Hibbert: Doesn't seem to look at players behind him. Pointless passing at the back.
Yobo: Caught out constantly despite a few tackles.
Distin: Utter tosh tonight. Deserves a bollocking.
Baines: Been poor since Lescott left.
Bilyaletdinov: Been disappointing since his debut.
Fellaini: Played quite well to be fair.
Rodwell: 2 goals and he thinks he's Lampard. Can't hit a barn door and careless in defense.
Gosling: Right wing might not be his best position. Struggled all night and looked hopeless.
Cahill: Exactly what is he bringing to the team this season?
Yakubu: Utter garbage. Yes he's been injured, but if your playing like a fat weeble wobble then you might as well fall down.
Jo: Biggest crier I've seen in a blue shirt.
Aggard: Give the lad a go. We have nothing to lose.
Moyes: Same old lack of ideas. We should have a V-Bookie substitution time if we haven't already so we can all clean up. It took him more than 70 minutes to realise what every fan knew after 15, so why does he always wait so long?
We have a defender as a manager, but stand off on every challenge. Say what you want about Liverpool, but they don't give the opposition a second on the ball. Why can't we do this?
No wonder Goodison has lost atmosphere if that's what is on the menu every week.
Rightfully booed off.
Can you beat that?

Tonight, Fellaini looked like the only guy capable of being called a footballer, while the rest of the outfield players looked like they should be in the Championship.
Here's my verdict on tonights game:
Howard: Not much he could do about tonight.
Hibbert: Doesn't seem to look at players behind him. Pointless passing at the back.
Yobo: Caught out constantly despite a few tackles.
Distin: Utter tosh tonight. Deserves a bollocking.
Baines: Been poor since Lescott left.
Bilyaletdinov: Been disappointing since his debut.
Fellaini: Played quite well to be fair.
Rodwell: 2 goals and he thinks he's Lampard. Can't hit a barn door and careless in defense.
Gosling: Right wing might not be his best position. Struggled all night and looked hopeless.
Cahill: Exactly what is he bringing to the team this season?
Yakubu: Utter garbage. Yes he's been injured, but if your playing like a fat weeble wobble then you might as well fall down.
Jo: Biggest crier I've seen in a blue shirt.
Aggard: Give the lad a go. We have nothing to lose.
Moyes: Same old lack of ideas. We should have a V-Bookie substitution time if we haven't already so we can all clean up. It took him more than 70 minutes to realise what every fan knew after 15, so why does he always wait so long?
We have a defender as a manager, but stand off on every challenge. Say what you want about Liverpool, but they don't give the opposition a second on the ball. Why can't we do this?
No wonder Goodison has lost atmosphere if that's what is on the menu every week.
Rightfully booed off.

Can you beat that?
