The North Korean Rooney?

[qwertyboy]

Seriously where is the love for Heskey who needs the Next Korean Rooney when we have Heskey! Will suit our formation and doesn't score Moyles will be all over him January just you watch.

 

[EFCNIK]

He would be fine, he was born in Japan and grew up there. He has barely been to North Korea other than to play matches.

Good player too. Works hard, strong and knows where the back of the net is. He would be ideal in a 4-5-1 too.

Seemed pretty North Korean to me crying at the national anthem. I think they do have people following him around don't they? Or did I just make that up? I dunno. North Korea is a strange land. I like their traffic ladies.

 

[TX Tiburon]

He's extremely pacy in Fifa World Cup. Based on his goal record in FWC, buy him Davie.

 

[Pat's Van]

I've heard he's the dog's bollox.

(so quite surprised they haven't eaten him really)

 

[Styles P Deadball]

Seemed pretty North Korean to me crying at the national anthem. I think they do have people following him around don't they? Or did I just make that up? I dunno. North Korea is a strange land. I like their traffic ladies.

I was shocked when I heard that half of their team lives in Japan. Maybe it's just the jingoistic American in me, but who the hell would pull that jersey over his head once you've seen how the rest of the world lives?

Maybe he's the son of some diplomat or something... or he figures that playing for the PRK is his only shot to play in a major international tournament. I obviously don't know, but the whole thing just seems weird to me.

maybe you could just sum it up with: "that's North Korea."