The New Kit

Papa Shango

Player Valuation: £70m
Its a footie shirt FFS. Hardly intended to be sartorial elegance.
It should be though. A clubs kit is a marketing tool, it's most recognizable commodity. We should go all out on making it fantastic. Some teams and nations do so.

To be honest I don't get people who say the kit doesn't matter. Of course it does. We should be striving to have the best of everything.

That said, I like this years. That may be due to seeing a different one that was alleged to be the new kit and hating that one.


Player Valuation: £35m
It's different, but I'm not sure about it. Looks like some kind of early 90's retro-esque type thing. Once again, it looks like the training gear is better


Player Valuation: £70m
Its genuinely aimed at younger folk this effort.
We as fans aren't exactly renowned for wearing our current shirts at the game.
I can see this being reduced to a tenner by November.
Far more better mock ups on the internet that umbro should have given a job to.

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m
It’s ok but I’m still struggling to see how it’s random pattern is Goodison themed.
Umbro HQ: ‘Intern, find me the nearest Umbro template that looks anything like that patchwork thing in Goodison I googled 15 minutes ago. Yeah that will do, close enough’

Billy Dean

Player Valuation: £70m
You can tell it's difficult coming up with a new royal blue shirt every year. They should go back to releasing kits every 2 years

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