The "Name and Shame" Transfer Rumour Thread

[GrandOldTeam]

A thread to house all the frivolous transfer rumours.

 

[Degs62]

A thread to house all the frivolous transfer rumours.

Hahahahahahaha good luck, some random dude is signing for Everton BTW.

 

[bluejock]

My mate's friend's dog walker said we're signing Nicky Butt, Olof Mellberg and Jermaine Beckford for a combined total of £25

 

[FTY]

I thought this was a bit weird:

http://www.rewmi.com/En-manque-de-t...er-League-pour-6-millions-d-euros_a63532.html

 

[ijjysmith]

Every Rangers player is joining us.

 

[Nails]

I'm joining Everton.

 

[Barlows Boots]

Baines to Utd for £14/15m, done deal apparently, announced after the Euro's

 

[Goat]

Baines to Utd for £14/15m, done deal apparently, announced after the Euro's

Whats the word on Moutinho mate? You still talk to his cousin lad?

 

[steken1]

Caught Offside - Cut - Paste

And repeat daily.

 

[blue61]

I've just seen Victor Anichebe looking through an estate agents window next to a jewellery shop in Wigan.

 

[bluejock]

Apparently getting Oxlade Chamberlain on a season loan next year.

 

[bluebottle]

Apparently getting Mesut Ozil on loan next year.

 

[Viktor]

Heskey is joining for 10mill! done deal!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Heskey is joining for 10mill! done deal!

I reckon I saw Heskey jogging the other day in the wind and rain, might not have been though cos at no point did he go down.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just seen Fernandes in smithdown Asda, he had Peri Peri sauce and a rotisserie chicken!

Sign?