The most stupid thing you've ever done...

[TheFinnFan]

Once i cutted fisn in half and threw the front part back into the ocean. That rascal started to swim with its front fins like theres no tomorrow while guts were falling off.

 

[maverick94]

lol sth similar happened to me once. I was abroad and went to an ATM, the money came out and then a separate receipt. I put the receipt in my pocket and threw the money away.

Haha mate you've had a nightmare there! But thanks for making me feel a little better haha

 

[peteblue]

Stevie asked me to post this for him......

 

[PITA]

Used the ATM today, withdrew £20, took my card out...

And forgot to take the money.

I've done that twice. Both times at Sainsburys. On both occasions someone handed the money in and I was able to get it back.

 

[blue4eva77]

I don't know if this is the stupidest thing but...

Slept with a girl who i knew had a BF, only for her to be caught out by a housemates GF who knew her fella. She threatened to tell him before she did so off she went afterwards to tell him what had happened.

That night i went and got off with one of her mates who she wanted to set up with someone i knew.

MAJOR fumage all round there haha

Apparently my mate had him and her telling him at 4am how they wanted to get me and all that. Still to this day look at for a fat fella with long blond hair, a bit of a hurley look about him and a base guitar in his hand.

Too many hims and hers and others involved in this story. No idea who violated who and when

You what ? I gather you were a bit naughty then

nice one

 

[blue4eva77]

had my earphones in when i went food shopping once. Stood at the register and the girl scanned all the food through and started putting it into bags etc.... I just stood there and listened to my music.

Put all the bags into the empty trolley and then proceeded to walk off with my goods........... without paying.

because i had my earphones in, i hadn't heard her shouting after me. She eventually caught up with me and said i hadn't paid. ' Eh, what you talking about girl '.

Every man, women, child and dog heard her yelling after me and was looking over. I swear the shops music had stopped at that moment too to make it even worse.

 

[Ashtonian]

Too many hims and hers and others involved in this story. No idea who violated who and when

You what ? I gather you were a bit naughty then

nice one

Basically slept with a girl In a relationship and my house mates gf knew this girls fella. Then all details in between and then that night got with one of her mates the very same night who girl a wanted to set up with someone else.

 

[blue4eva77]

Basically slept with a girl In a relationship and my house mates gf knew this girls fella. Then all details in between and then that night got with one of her mates the very same night who girl a wanted to set up with someone else.

and you said ' basically '. lol

Brilliant. Still have no idea WTF is going on.

You done some bird and got caught is basically

 

[arch stanton]

he smashed a couple of Dorises and some other Doris got the hump. Perhaps she really wanted a piece on the sly too

 

[bigbadjeff]

Just got out of work, driving home & the phone went. Had been thinking of the girlfriend and replied as if it was her ....... It wasn't. It was my better half ,,,,,,,, cue some awkward questions when I got home.

 

[Krang]

Just got out of work, driving home & the phone went. Had been thinking of the girlfriend and replied as if it was her ....... It wasn't. It was my better half ,,,,,,,, cue some awkward questions when I got home.

Did you not look at the name on your phone when you answered?

Or have you just made that up?

 

[Piijt]

Did you not look at the name on your phone when you answered?

Or have you just made that up?

Seriously, why on earth would he make that up just to post on here FFS. Did you even notice his car?

Gonna have to use the cat again...

 

[bigbadjeff]

Did you not look at the name on your phone when you answered?

Or have you just made that up?

It was hands free and just pressed answer. To answer you push a button on the dashboard. Didn't look at the phone. Do now lol

 

[ste d' indica]

Used the ATM today, withdrew £20, took my card out...

And forgot to take the money.

Yeah I did that on Monday. Only found out when I was stood in the local 15 mins later, and bought a round with only a fiver in me arse pocket. Felt a right div.