The Money from the Diniyar Transfer.

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If the Flux capacitor is off balance, surely Joleon joining city means that Hibbert was never born.

Actually it means that the first time Hibbo hoofed the ball forward in his debut game for Everton no one shouted "**** off Hibbo".

Because of this his confidence grew he went on a mazy run jinxing past 7 defenders before shooting for 25 yards and hitting the top corner.

Because of this the next game he was played up front and went on to score a hat-trick, then over the next few years with Hibbo as the spearhead of our attack we became 3 time Premierleague champions and won the champions league 7 years straight.

Hibbo then retired to raise llamas in Peru but his right foot was amputated and transplanted onto the leg of an Albanian carpet salesman who we signed for 27p from Liverpool due to them being nearly bankrupt and facing demotion from the Doc Martens Sunday League 3.

Unfortunatly all Hibbo's skill was in his left foot so Sella Lotovrugs was sold to Man City for £300 billion.
 
Actually it means that the first time Hibbo hoofed the ball forward in his debut game for Everton no one shouted "**** off Hibbo".

Because of this his confidence grew he went on a mazy run jinxing past 7 defenders before shooting for 25 yards and hitting the top corner.

Because of this the next game he was played up front and went on to score a hat-trick, then over the next few years with Hibbo as the spearhead of our attack we became 3 time Premierleague champions and won the champions league 7 years straight.

Hibbo then retired to raise llamas in Peru but his right foot was amputated and transplanted onto the leg of an Albanian carpet salesman who we signed for 27p from Liverpool due to them being nearly bankrupt and facing demotion from the Doc Martens Sunday League 3.

Unfortunatly all Hibbo's skill was in his left foot so Sella Lotovrugs was sold to Man City for £300 billion.

And this brings me to another point. Don't do crack!

:P
 
Actually it means that the first time Hibbo hoofed the ball forward in his debut game for Everton no one shouted "**** off Hibbo".

Because of this his confidence grew he went on a mazy run jinxing past 7 defenders before shooting for 25 yards and hitting the top corner.

Because of this the next game he was played up front and went on to score a hat-trick, then over the next few years with Hibbo as the spearhead of our attack we became 3 time Premierleague champions and won the champions league 7 years straight.

Hibbo then retired to raise llamas in Peru but his right foot was amputated and transplanted onto the leg of an Albanian carpet salesman who we signed for 27p from Liverpool due to them being nearly bankrupt and facing demotion from the Doc Martens Sunday League 3.

Unfortunatly all Hibbo's skill was in his left foot so Sella Lotovrugs was sold to Man City for £300 billion.

This was my next guess.
 

Actually it means that the first time Hibbo hoofed the ball forward in his debut game for Everton no one shouted "**** off Hibbo".

Because of this his confidence grew he went on a mazy run jinxing past 7 defenders before shooting for 25 yards and hitting the top corner.

Because of this the next game he was played up front and went on to score a hat-trick, then over the next few years with Hibbo as the spearhead of our attack we became 3 time Premierleague champions and won the champions league 7 years straight.

Hibbo then retired to raise llamas in Peru but his right foot was amputated and transplanted onto the leg of an Albanian carpet salesman who we signed for 27p from Liverpool due to them being nearly bankrupt and facing demotion from the Doc Martens Sunday League 3.

Unfortunatly all Hibbo's skill was in his left foot so Sella Lotovrugs was sold to Man City for £300 billion.

That was brilliant

I was smiling in a daze then:D
 
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