The Modern Proverb Thread

[degsy]

Kopites are gobshites

We have a winner

 

[Joey66]

If you think a good idea,
To let your missus cut your hair,
Please think again, ‘cos I can tell you,
I’m now more angry than Tony Bellew.

My good lady has cut my hair with a comb I purchase in the good days of ebay a professional salon razor comb plus a packet of blades that fir the comb she has cut my hair for the last ten years - better than a trip to the barbers
as for a Proverb -
Let's get back to basics in football & don't let grassroots football die......
letting the football agents disappear too....

 

[tommye]

If you think a good idea,
To let your missus cut your hair,
Please think again, ‘cos I can tell you,
I’m now more angry than Tony Bellew.

Pics or GTFO

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

A month in the house is worth 2 in the mortuary

 

[magicjuan]

There's many a slip twixt fanny and hoop

 

[McBain]

An unhealthy diet will make your bottom riot.

 

[Joey66]

An unhealthy diet will make your bottom riot.

Or a Indian Madras hotcurry will make your arsp like a Japanese flag ........

 

[Aberblue]

"A knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in a sewer".

 

[Rob17896]

Ok. Y’know the way there all these old sayings like “a stitch in time saves a bird in the hand “ and all that? Well there should be more modern ones. I’ll start.

“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”

Try that line with the Mrs!!!!

 

[PKwalnuts]

Google it.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Google it.

if its not on Google it doesn't exist!

 

[Tipp blue]

One me da once said - as I was torturing an ants nest with a magnifying glass in the sun:

"Never destroy what you cannot make."

Loved that - stopped me dead.

He's clearly never made an omelet.

 

[Raymondo077]

One i live by..... Can,t Fly! Why Flap?

 

[chrismpw]

He's clearly never made an omelet.

Never destroyed one either!