The meet.

[Gazdalf]

I can live with duffed up mick. It's the ass raping that pisses me off. No flowers, no chocolates. [Poor language removed] barbarians.

Shame you couldn't make it mick. Take some pressure off my ass and chris's gum clad gob.

(Chico has a small cock, it's official)

 

[micknick]

Come off it you told me Gaz is gonna get it- I just assumed you meant you were going to rough him up a bit.

I know its a shame Ive got to work late tonight, I would ask for updates but you will be a bit preoccupied. Send me some pics on the phone though eh?

 

[chicoazul]

No porn.

 

[micknick]

No porn.

Agreed

 

[chicoazul]

Until youre on the juice.

 

[Gazdalf]

NONE????? Bah humbug. I will be taking my camera for the humiliating photos and debaucherous situations. But enough about the gents loos.

 

[chicoazul]

Im off into town now mate, but doing some shopping first. Text me at about 3 or something.

 

[Gazdalf]

Im off into town now mate, but doing some shopping first. Text me at about 3 or something.

will do mate. I will be in rigbys in little more than an hour.

 

[TX Bill]

Jon I think it would be ace if you met up with the lads. Take your camera Chico

Beat me to it. Pictures please.

 

[monty]

Well you lot, how did you get on with Gaz's bum last night

 

[Gazdalf]

It feels like a ripped out fireplace.

 

[monty]

It feels like a ripped out fireplace.

poked til it turned red, ouch

who hurt the most? Just thought I'd ask

 

[chicoazul]

Well, that was nice.

Chris had a bad gypsy arse though, stunk.

 

[monty]

Well, that was nice.

Chris had a bad gypsy arse though, stunk.

what of?

 

[chicoazul]

He passed the the most wretched of gasses in the Oak.

I full on heaved.