the lets laugh at Liverpool thread

[Alan Whittle]

Hahaha...how long before we get 500+ pages of this

There is a "Let's all Chuckle at Liverpool" thread on the Palace chat site that is already six pages long. (It has been going since January though.)

 

[peteblue]

There's no need to take the p!ss out of the sh!te. Any team could have spent £115M and then gone backwards, I think you are all meanies.......

 

[Southall's_save]

 

[chrissyjack]

[video=youtube;Z9EV0k5x5-o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EV0k5x5-o&feature=related[/video]

 

[ToffeeDan]

Apparently 4th place has gone..

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[chicoazul]

ITS STILL MATEMATIKALLY POSSIBLE LAD NEVER WRITE OFF THE RED MEN REMEMBER ISTANBUL YWAN.

 

[EFCNIK]

IT AINT OVA LADS DER GRAND WIZARD SED AWNY

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I'd like to see over the summer:
OUT
Henderson - 10-12m
Adam - £2-3m
Carroll - £10-20m (Refer to my gritting teeth comment)
Kuyt - £6-10m (Good player but not good enough for a regular start now and he has openly said he will leave if he is not played week in week out)
Downing - £10-12m
= About 50-60m (Some big losses but we will lose a lot more if we continue with these players)

With an added kitty of 50m (Reasonable amount) from the owners lets say 110m-120m to fill those gaps with some real world class talent. A lot of assumptions here of course but this is just what i would like to see happen this summer.

Reina

Johnson Agger Skirtel Enrique

? Lucas Gerrard ?

? Suarez

Drug addiction is no laughing matter, but this crack head is obviously on the good stuff.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Terry McDermott's embarrassing "Carroll having trouble settling into a big club" comment - albeit one with a 8,000 smaller ground & a good few less points..

 

[Del]

Drug addiction is no laughing matter, but this crack head is obviously on the good stuff.

Never mind the "fill the gaps with world class players" part which in its self is bonkers

Its the prices he has put on the players 6-10m for Kuyt and 10-20m for Carroll jesus they are on some grade A gear there

 

[ToffeeDan]

Johnson £5M, Enrique £3M, Carragher Free, Henderson £5M, Downing £5M, Adam £2M, Carroll £10M, Kuyt £5M

Enough for a couple of decent players surely..

 

[Elong]

I'd take Kuyt. Just sayin...

 

[icburns]

I'd take Kuyt. Just sayin...

If not only so he doesn't score against us. Or Karate kick Phil Neville.

 

[Elong]

If not only so he doesn't score against us. Or Karate kick Phil Neville.

That's half of it, he ALWAYS bloody scores against us! Karate kick aside, he's a damn hard worker, skillfull, creates goals and defends/tracks back hard. Always looked a "Moyes" player too me, but with a bit more. Also, I don't think he's exactly top of the class when it comes to Kenny's favourites, and he looks disheartened with what's going on there to be honest.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I'd take Kuyt. Just sayin...

Me too, right hook to his mangled chin. KO. And the winner is...