Barlows Boots
Player Valuation: £8m
Yeah, replacement for Baines - he's off to Villareal
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Yeah, replacement for Baines - he's off to Villareal
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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Where is that reliable fellow Barlows Boots, days like these were made for people like him with his sources. No doubt he's out with Diego Millito's sister at Yo-Sushi, he better have got her the unlimited saucer deal.
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Barlows Boots
Player Valuation: £8m
Lolz! Funny you should say that, was out with Moutinho's cousin again last week. Said that Jao's crying himself to sleep every night on the missed opportunity with us
Valente? Tell him to do one, he was [Poor language removed] for us.
That was forum gold that though, when you dragged some Portugese dude on here for us to all call him a liar.
Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
How the forum (Chico) has missed you ... making a complete ted of yourself
Barlows Boots
Player Valuation: £8m
If I only I was lying hey....
Now the dust's settled I can tell you again, it was FACT!
Now the dust's settled I can tell you again, it was FACT!
Leave Barlows Boots alone you horrors.
You've got to admire his persistence. One day he'll realise no one actually cares and the wind up was on him being wound up
You've got to admire his persistence. One day he'll realise no one actually cares and the wind up was on him being wound up
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Seriously though if Pienaar was sold to Spurs at this point in the season, with no time to sign a replacement, then I would expect Moyes to quickly follow and then I expect people at Goodison burning stuff - but I doubt that will happen. Forums will get a bashing, 501 Internal Server Errors all over the place, and women seeing their arse with their moody fellas.
Personally I'm going to go crazy with some proper weapons as it would be taking the piss slightly.
Personally I'm going to go crazy with some proper weapons as it would be taking the piss slightly.
Barlows Boots
Player Valuation: £8m
Leave Barlows Boots alone you horrors.
You've got to admire his persistence. One day he'll realise no one actually cares and the wind up was on him being wound up
Ha! Oh well, believe what you like, my conscience is clear
Please tell that me that the Portugese lid wasn't you with a duplicate account, it well was.
If it wasn't imagine what he was thinking. You massive, massive horror.
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
Have you actually got one??
Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
No he's not you bad bum.
I'm well out of his league, and I actually know Portuguese people unlike the bad ted
Barlows Boots
Player Valuation: £8m
You never give up do you? He's real mate, he came on ere to say a few bits in my defence but left thinkin all Evertonians are massive lengths
He's sound though now....
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