The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Evening chaps. Time for another edition of Steken it to the man.

After a drunk nite I went back to Northwood with a girl I'd met in town. After doing the dance with no pants she fell asleep and I sneaked out about 6am. Only problem was I didn't have a clue where I was and only had about 8 quid on me.

I just started walking. After an age I started to recognize a few streets and bits and bobs. I was knackered at that point and was still miles away.

At that point a milk float went past me and it had the name of the dairy in page moss on it, round the corner from mine. It stopped at the lights and I sneaked up and got on it.

All the way home people were buzzing off me waving and pointing. The driver must have thought he was a celeb. I could see him through his little window waving at everyone.

Halfway home he got onto it and started kicking off. When I explained the sitch he laughed his head off at me and gave me a lift to the door!
 

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