The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[JamesBT]

ffs nickmicholas

 

[ijjysmith]

hi ijjy how are you today mate,

Hey Carlos. Enjoying your new phone?

 

[carlos21]

MichaelNichael

Samsung galaxy s3 mate.

 

[carlos21]

Hey Carlos. Enjoying your new phone?

oh yes mate love it so much.

 

[Cena]

Todays steken it to the man

Me and a mate went to the white party in Hasselt in Belgium. We flew into Amsterdam and had a night there first.

We met up with a few people I know from over there and we got a few of the things people usually take to a rave and had a mad one in the dam.

I told my mate that I'd get the things if he carried them across customs into Belgium. He agreed, he was nervous as fck though.

We got the train the next day.

On the day I told him that they had body scanners and you had to put it in tin foil so they didn't pick it up. He dutifully placed our gear in his special place.

For the next two hours he wriggled like mad all over the train and then walked through Brussels Centraal like Freddy mercury on a catwalk.

Only when we got outside and seen the bus station it dawned on him that he'd sat on a train for two hours and walked through a train station with a big ball of tin foil up his arse for no reason.

There's no border crossings from Holland to Belgium.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This and Bungle's Bungled have been super today.

Just bumping this as I'm not having it below the million thread.

FFS Ijjy, an hour before Bryan posted.

 

[Baines' left foot]

BLF's Bricks.

Today I built these steps:



That is all.

 

[noharmdone]

Nice work that BLF..
Look dead smart.

 

[bluejock]

Cracking steps.

Boss feature too.

 

[Cena]

I like BLF's Bricks

 

[noharmdone]

Can you imagine the BBQ he could make ?

 

[bluejock]

See when I eventually move down that way, I'm going to employ BLF to build me a bbq.

 

[bluejock]

Oh ffs NHD

 

[Millea]

Boss bricking BLF lad.

Doing this before I go out for a few at a mates.

The Millea Mumble

Jocks home country eh?

Hearts were formed by a group of mates who were in the Heart of Midlothian Dancing Club.

 

[steken1]

Loving the new features here.

BLF's handiwork has made me feel like a tart now though. I'm crap at all that stuff.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt


Tokyo Zoo closes for two months every year to give the animals a holiday break from the people.

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

The tradition of shaking someone's hand when you meet them originated due to needing to show the person you were meeting, that you were unarmed.