The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Cena]

*swerves bed, pops some Elvis Costello on and gets comfy

this, am swervin the caps lock hour for this. Astro the stage is yours lid, we've had all our commercial breaks, whats the story lad?

 

[JamesBT]

The late show will be filled with nothing to fear, but instead large breasted women who beckon, "come near".

Is this a rap battle?

 

[The T-Dex]

I'm going to stay for this as well.


*Shines stage light in astro's direction

 

[Astro78]

I was out with my mates, a few pints down the hatch...When women endowed in the breast department said let things breathe by unhooking the bra latch.

I sh!t you not.

 

[Cena]

I was out with my mates, a few pints down the hatch...When women endowed in the breast department said let things breathe by unhooking the bra latch.

I sh!t you not.

wait in this country in the south?

 

[Phenom]

NOONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.... BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE, GETS THE PEOPLE GOIN






BALL SO HAAARD

THAT **** CRAY, AINT IT JAY.

 

[Astro78]

Her name was Natatlie with breast sites unseen, so I was curious to see her without her shirt off to see what the good lord means when he says "Girl let those titties breathe, whatever you do girl don't be mean...."

 

[bluejock]

I was out with my mates, a few pints down the hatch...When women endowed in the breast department said let things breathe by unhooking the bra latch.

I sh!t you not.

And you all took pics on your camera phones right? RIGHT?

 

[Astro78]

I can tell you all, good evertonians far and near, that I am far more drunk than you have seen, that much will be clear.

 

[Astro78]

And you all took pics on your camera phones right? RIGHT?

I do wish I had, but my friend it all went bad. For when she had her hand down my pants, I farted, and things all went bad.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Well...

Wow.

 

[Cena]

I can tell you all, good evertonians far and near, that I am far more drunk than you have seen, that much will be clear.

We''re all balldered in ere Astro, been the drunk show 2niet

 

[bluejock]

You're talking about tits, and all in a rhyme,
The pics will wait my friend, for a more opportune time

 

[Astro78]

I swear that this much is true, the girl was offended and struck me with her shoe.

 

[The T-Dex]

I will read more in the morning. Night people. Enjoy yourselves.