The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

bluejock · July 3, 2012

Cena_is_an_Evertonian said:
Are younear home of had to travel lid?

Travel mate, I'm down in Essex.

Cena · July 3, 2012

bluejock said:
Travel mate, I'm down in Essex.

Bloody hell, how you finding that?

bluejock · July 3, 2012

Cena_is_an_Evertonian said:
Bloody hell, how you finding that?

Not too bad, this is one of the easier jobs, UK hotel, Sunday overtime, quick job, happy days.

bluejock · July 3, 2012

Typical. Get to the ship and they've not even got the gangway down yet.

Four faux sayk

Azzurri · July 3, 2012

Hai gais.

Degs62 · July 3, 2012

Azzurri said:
Hai gais.

You're up late mate, lunchtime here.

Cena · July 3, 2012

Hi guys, 3.05am here Degs and im wide awake!

bluejock · July 3, 2012

Jock on the job: Onboard the vessel finally. Fillipino crew smiley as always, the mad litte bastards.

Degs62 · July 3, 2012

Name your three most favourite toilet bowl colours.

Azzurri · July 3, 2012

Degs62 said:
You're up late mate, lunchtime here.

Had about 3 all night parties per week since everyone finished school/college. My sleeping pattern is ridiculous.

bluejock · July 3, 2012

Degs62 said:
Name your three most favourite toilet bowl colours.

White, cream, black.

Least favourite- Stainless steel with no seat. Overnight police cells are pump.

Degs62 · July 3, 2012

If you had to take a crap 'in nature' would you:

a. Wipe with local vegetation being careful to not grab a handful of nettles.
b. Use your undies and go commando for the remainder.
c. Not wipe and stink like a **** house.

Azzurri · July 3, 2012

Degs62 said:
If you had to take a crap 'in nature' would you:

a. Wipe with local vegetation being careful to not grab a handful of nettles.
b. Use your undies and go commando for the remainder.
c. Not wipe and stink like a **** house.

My cousin had to have a crap on the beach once. He took his socks off and used them to wipe before turning round and standing in his own turd barefooted.

Degs62 · July 3, 2012

Back to work, damn this having a job that requires me to work.

Good idea for a late show segment, "Answer These Questions 3", over to you host?

bluejock · July 3, 2012

Azzurri said:
My cousin had to have a crap on the beach once. He took his socks off and used them to wipe before turning round and standing in his own turd barefooted.

Hahahaha

Being ex forces and a helicopter engineer to boot, I've defacated in nature many a time.

After one or two trips coming home sans underwear, you soon learn never to leave the house without a handipack of Kleenex.

See it, learn it, live it.