The Kipper Welcome Thread

[Goat]

So news is coming through that the eyesore that is Kipper has died.

Which means posters will be migrating to other forums.

First of all, you should all read this :

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/11181-Forum-Rules-Updated-07-05-12

This forum is NOTHING like Kipper and as such, the main things you need to realise is the ZERO tolerance of swearing. If you swear repeatedly, your stay will be short.

Also we have a ZERO tolerance of utter melts and as such, anybody showing melt like actions will be instantly KITTED, you will learn what this means.

Most of you will be lucky to last the week, most will be lucky to last the hour, but a few of you will realise just how God damn good this forum is and stick around and contribute, I welcome you and those that dont last, respect to the fallen, but you just aint got game.

Finally, a few things you need to learn :

You come at the King, you best not miss.
And the game is the game yo, play or be played.

Enjoy your stays.

In Moyes We Trust.

 

[tommye]

Hahahahahahaha!!

 

[DualityNSNO]

G tells it like it is here, yo.

 

[Cena]

So news is coming through that the eyesore that is Kipper has died.

Which means posters will be migrating to other forums.

First of all, you should all read this :

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/11181-Forum-Rules-Updated-07-05-12

This forum is NOTHING like Kipper and as such, the main things you need to realise is the ZERO tolerance of swearing. If you swear repeatedly, your stay will be short.

Also we have a ZERO tolerance of utter melts and as such, anybody showing melt like actions will be instantly KITTED, you will learn what this means.

Most of you will be lucky to last the week, most will be lucky to last the hour, but a few of you will realise just how God damn good this forum is and stick around and contribute, I welcome you and those that dont last, respect to the fallen, but you just aint got game.

Finally, a few things you need to learn :

You come at the King, you best not miss.
And the game is the game yo, play or be played.

Enjoy your stays.

In Moyes We Trust.

FANTASTIC LAD.

Let KITT commence.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

If you want to ensure your stay is a long one here just make yourself a gimmick account with the aim of pissing off fellow posters and posting absolute crap and you'll be fine.

 

[Azzurri]

**** off Carragher

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Sniderman, Sniderman,
Does whatever a snider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches melts just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Sniderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Sniderman.

In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,He arrives just in time!

Sniderman, Sniderman,
Friendly neighborhood Sniderman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Action is his reward.

To him,Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Sniderman!

 

[heatmeiser]

The game is rigged.

But you cannot lose, if you do not play.

 

[Deloodid]

If they see this thread they will fook off somewhere else.

 

[Cena]

There's a new Everton forum somewhere had a look the other day, they'l prob all go there, the Kipper lids don't like it here I think

 

[Deloodid]

i seen it on twitter i think evertonforum i think.

i spend to much time on ere now, i dont think another one for me would be good.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Any incoming Kipper member must also be aware a Sniderman, Matt Damon, Gary Linekar and Chico.

Welcome to the best forum in the Werld lads.

 

[manxtoffee]

Blue Kipper? Do you eat it? :huh:

 

[Deloodid]

Blue Kipper? Do you eat it? :huh:

Nah u just bin it lid

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Mods, you know what to do.