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deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I suggest these books are best released when one retires from playing
......sure it will cover Tourettes. Amazing what he's achieved on and off the pitch and an inspiration to anybody with that syndrome.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
Never knew that. Once played in a team with a goalie who had a chronic stammer. Like needed therapy to get it under control.
It was like "k k k k k k k k eepers b b b b ball on every corner.
EvertonNJ
Player Valuation: £1m
Definitely a different kind of book, will surely focus on dealing with Tourettes and sounds more like an autobiography than a "tell all" book like Ossie.
Apparently hates Baines for being a hipster and says so in the book.
Why are our players trying to ruin our season with these books???
Why are our players trying to ruin our season with these books???
Stoic Ape
Player Valuation: £5m
Wat Tyler
Player Valuation: £70m
Selected Highlights:
Why I am always about 8 yards off my line when someone shoots from 25 yards.
The day Osman offered Felli a straightener and ended up in Fellaini's toilet after Felli ate him and shat him out 24 hours later.
How myself and Ossy were so upset when Kevin Mirallas got a standing ovation, on the day David Moyes and Phil Neville lost their Man U jobs. We clapped the backstabber back from the "Gents" later that night.
How Ossy had us all in stitches by pranking new signing Samuel Eto'o, by removing the apostrophe from Eto'o on his kit. Still laughing now at the innovative japester! Ossy can do that having mastered the art of holding onto a ball for too long in dangerous positions, having a bizarre appearance that when he is running it looks like he is sinking into the ground Tom and Jerry style, and his uncanny knack of passing "shots" back to the opposition goalie.
Why I won't shave until we get a win at Anfield.
On an unrelated note: why I see my retirement years focusing on being a Nostradamus lookalike.
Why I am always about 8 yards off my line when someone shoots from 25 yards.
The day Osman offered Felli a straightener and ended up in Fellaini's toilet after Felli ate him and shat him out 24 hours later.
How myself and Ossy were so upset when Kevin Mirallas got a standing ovation, on the day David Moyes and Phil Neville lost their Man U jobs. We clapped the backstabber back from the "Gents" later that night.
How Ossy had us all in stitches by pranking new signing Samuel Eto'o, by removing the apostrophe from Eto'o on his kit. Still laughing now at the innovative japester! Ossy can do that having mastered the art of holding onto a ball for too long in dangerous positions, having a bizarre appearance that when he is running it looks like he is sinking into the ground Tom and Jerry style, and his uncanny knack of passing "shots" back to the opposition goalie.
Why I won't shave until we get a win at Anfield.
On an unrelated note: why I see my retirement years focusing on being a Nostradamus lookalike.
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