The I'm having a dump and browsing GOT on my phone thread

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Mind the splashback, it's not good for your mobile.

Actually, to lower the tone slightly, you've just had a dump, not flushed yet ... and drop your mobile into the bowl. What happens next ?
 


chicoazul said:
One of life's great pleasures, I partake often.
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This is not good ffs. There's nothing worse than going for a dump at work only for someone in the next trap to answer a mobile call. Puts you right off. There are times when I've just given it up as a bad log and decided to come back later when it's quieter
 
Woolly Blue said:
This is not good ffs. There's nothing worse than going for a dump at work only for someone in the next trap to answer a mobile call. Puts you right off. There are times when I've just given it up as a bad log and decided to come back later when it's quieter
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Especially when the call is for you and he passes it under the wall..........
 
a favourite past time of mine also, got hands mixed up last week tho and smeared the blue union thread with brown stuff.....funny thing is it was a much better read after said smearing!
 
Woolly Blue said:
This is not good ffs. There's nothing worse than going for a dump at work only for someone in the next trap to answer a mobile call. Puts you right off. There are times when I've just given it up as a bad log and decided to come back later when it's quieter
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Its when I can hear the massive ploosh of their turd smashing into the water that I start to get put off. Or fart sounds. Or grunts.
 

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