The 'Have You Ever' Thread...

[Number_25]

have you ever thought that hardcore-fans judgement can be over-optimistic and lacks realism? (and now im not just talking about us)

Yes - See Liverpool Fans.

Have you ever drank whilst having a shoit.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Have you ever taken a dump in the in-laws bath following a night out on the ale?

Many times. When you gots to go....

Have you ever picked up a girl using a fake name or profession?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Many times. When you gots to go....

Have you ever picked up a girl using a fake name or profession?

Oh yes .... I used to work with Penguins

 

[Muggins]

Oh yes .... I used to work with Penguins

I used to eat them.

 

[bigbadjeff]

Many times. When you gots to go....

Have you ever picked up a girl using a fake name or profession?

Yes, pretended I was a fireman and asked her if she would like to see my hose


Have you ever answered your mobile thinking it was your bird and only after the silence after your third sentence realized it was the wife ,,,,,,,,,,,, (befrore you ask ..........YES)

 

[Blue Ray]

Have you ever been flashed?

(person who replies answers and then asks another question...)

Yeah. Bad episode. A paedo on the top deck of a bus the day I got out of Borstal many moons ago in a different lifetime. There was no one else on the bus except the driver. These dirty fookers will try it anywhere. Had to climb over the seats to get away from him when he tried to grab me. I was 17 then but it still makes my blood boil to this day. I got off the bus 3 stops early and thankfully he stayed on looking at me out the window. Gives me the creeps but you asked so I answered.

 

[chicoazul]

Deserves his balls cutting off mate, pure and simple.

What was borstal like mate, like something out of scum?

 

[Muggins]

Yeah. Bad episode. A paedo on the top deck of a bus the day I got out of Borstal many moons ago in a different lifetime. There was no one else on the bus except the driver. These dirty fookers will try it anywhere. Had to climb over the seats to get away from him when he tried to grab me. I was 17 then but it still makes my blood boil to this day. I got off the bus 3 stops early and thankfully he stayed on looking at me out the window. Gives me the creeps but you asked so I answered.

I'd of lamped him one. Self defence against sexual assualt your honour.

 

[Blue Ray]

Deserves his balls cutting off mate, pure and simple.

What was borstal like mate, like something out of scum?

Exactly like scum mate but without the bare feet and the Ray Winstone caracter. 50/50 Scouse and Mancs. Lot of nasty [Poor language removed] going on. I think theyre YOI now. Borstal finished years ago. Seen inside the walls of a few places in my time Azul. Not recommended. I was a norty boy then and deserved it.

 

[Blue Ray]

I'd of lamped him one. Self defence against sexual assualt your honour.

He was a big fooker mate and I was a weedy kid then. Wish Id have come across him when i reached 14 stone. Would have been a different story.

 

[chicoazul]

Life is life mate, anyone who condemns that is a shithouse and a hypocrite.

Not digging the half manc half scouse thing, that's a recipe for wrongness.

 

[Blue Ray]

Oh just to get a point across. Ive been a few things in my lifetime but never a burglar incase some are wondering. Thats as low as a snakes bollix and is only one rung further up the bad ladder than beasties and paedo's imo. Just clearing something up before someone gets the wrong ideas.