Hello mate, Goat here, people call me the King, ive been doing this forum lark for a long, long time and I can spot your kind from an utter mile away, when I say your kind I mean total Wums, I suspect you are not what you are making out to be, what I mean is that you are portraying yourself as an Everton fan with slightly off centre views from everybody else, I very much suspect thats not the case.
Ive asked an expert in the field to look into you, when they leave the pub your exit will be swift, please use your time remaining wisely.