The golden ticket

[Marx's left nut]

Your wife/girlfriend/thing you cant shake off, says you can have a list of 5 celebrity women that she would give you the all clear to have an affair/one nighter with, who would you pick?


1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Megan Fox
3. Cheryl Cole
4. Lynn Collins
5. Maggie Thatcher (just so I could kill the old bird)

 

[chicoazul]

It would be an elaborate hoax so she could choke me while I slept.
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[Goat]

1. Fergie (Not the fat ginger Royal one)
2. Danielle Lloyd (Utter dirt I Know, thats the reason)
3. Shakira ([media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWoGUp1AjI[/media] , watch that, please)
4. Cindy Crawford (Lifelong dream)
5. Anna Kournikova (See Cindy)

 

[Welton Toffee]

I don't have a wife OR a girlfriend, but these would be mine...

KT Tunstall
Keira Knightley
Rachel Stevens
Cameron Diaz
Abi Harding

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Cherly cole
Myleen Class
Lilly Allen

 

[bobbyrob]

1. Beyonce Knowles
2. Tyra Banks
3. Faith Hill
4. Halle Berry
5. Nigella Lawson she can make dinner afterwards

 

[monty]

Sadly she would fall about laughing...................I'm too old

Could I say Bluelass, just to give her a laugh as well

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Cheryl Cole
Salma Hayek
Melanie Laurent
Mariah Carey
Holly Madison

 

[Whitebootman]

Thats never going to happen, if this lot didn't kill me, Mrs Whitebootman would.

1. Suzi Quatro, childhood fantasy.

2. Halle Berry / Mariah Carey together.

3. The Everton Ladies Football Team in a warm soapy bath.

 

[monty]

Thats never going to happen, if this lot didn't kill me, Mrs Whitebootman would.

1. Suzi Quatro, childhood fantasy.

2. Halle Berry / Mariah Carey together.

3. The Everton Ladies Football Team in a warm soapy bath.

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