The G.O.T. family

[foreverblue]

Dear Lonely in London

It works like this, I met Chico when he was lap dancing with Danny in a Scouse club, he was performing on Micknicks table at the time. Latch is married to Chico's sister who was born in Luton. Dylan is my illegitimate son who ran away to Honolulu, he is presently making his way home having acquired a family, who's family I don't know.

Fozzy was a toilet attendant at Euston station and Daz had the same job at Kings Cross, that's how they met Chico who was plying his trade outside Daz's place. That same night passing travellers from far afield stood and watched as they in turn snogged Chico, hence the US contingent, TX and company along with the Aussie Macca turned up here. Incidentally Macca does a very seductive strip tease using peacock feathers.

Welton, Cal and Dom are in fact the three stooges, deformed midget children who escaped from a travelling circus and now live behind Chico's skirting board. Foreverblue is my nephew, honest. Out of everyone on here you only have to worry about three, Robert Jarvis, Aunty Suits and the evil Gazdalf, they inherited in the queer family gene.

If I have forgotten anyone other than St Latch himself or the renegade Rocky Top I'm sorry, and that includes you Bainsey, Sim Zero and Jon or otherwise ka Matthew Mark Luke and John. Artrottel and Ich are infrequent visitors but Micknick keeps them in check, he likes that pattern

As for me I'm the only sane one here apart from the doctor, Bruce they call him and we have a Ghost.

Phil you may attach yourself to any side of the family you want

PS: NEVER MENTION DOGS, IT'S A TURN ON TO SOME (but not Rob in Japan, he has gone straight)

Its the new medicine everyone, he is really my aunt

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Dear Lonely in London

It works like this, I met Chico when he was lap dancing with Danny in a Scouse club, he was performing on Micknicks table at the time. Latch is married to Chico's sister who was born in Luton. Dylan is my illegitimate son who ran away to Honolulu, he is presently making his way home having acquired a family, who's family I don't know.

Fozzy was a toilet attendant at Euston station and Daz had the same job at Kings Cross, that's how they met Chico who was plying his trade outside Daz's place. That same night passing travellers from far afield stood and watched as they in turn snogged Chico, hence the US contingent, TX and company along with the Aussie Macca turned up here. Incidentally Macca does a very seductive strip tease using peacock feathers.

Welton, Cal and Dom are in fact the three stooges, deformed midget children who escaped from a travelling circus and now live behind Chico's skirting board. Foreverblue is my nephew, honest. Out of everyone on here you only have to worry about three, Robert Jarvis, Aunty Suits and the evil Gazdalf, they inherited in the queer family gene.

If I have forgotten anyone other than St Latch himself or the renegade Rocky Top I'm sorry, and that includes you Bainsey, Sim Zero and Jon or otherwise ka Matthew Mark Luke and John. Artrottel and Ich are infrequent visitors but Micknick keeps them in check, he likes that pattern

As for me I'm the only sane one here apart from the doctor, Bruce they call him and we have a Ghost.

Phil you may attach yourself to any side of the family you want

PS: NEVER MENTION DOGS, IT'S A TURN ON TO SOME (but not Rob in Japan, he has gone straight)

That would make a cracking film

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Would I get some nurses to play with?

 

[Dylan]

So.....we have finally turned Bruce into a randy old man

 

[Chris]

Dear Lonely in London

It works like this, I met Chico when he was lap dancing with Danny in a Scouse club, he was performing on Micknicks table at the time. Latch is married to Chico's sister who was born in Luton. Dylan is my illegitimate son who ran away to Honolulu, he is presently making his way home having acquired a family, who's family I don't know.

Fozzy was a toilet attendant at Euston station and Daz had the same job at Kings Cross, that's how they met Chico who was plying his trade outside Daz's place. That same night passing travellers from far afield stood and watched as they in turn snogged Chico, hence the US contingent, TX and company along with the Aussie Macca turned up here. Incidentally Macca does a very seductive strip tease using peacock feathers.

Welton, Cal and Dom are in fact the three stooges, deformed midget children who escaped from a travelling circus and now live behind Chico's skirting board. Foreverblue is my nephew, honest. Out of everyone on here you only have to worry about three, Robert Jarvis, Aunty Suits and the evil Gazdalf, they inherited in the queer family gene.

If I have forgotten anyone other than St Latch himself or the renegade Rocky Top I'm sorry, and that includes you Bainsey, Sim Zero and Jon or otherwise ka Matthew Mark Luke and John. Artrottel and Ich are infrequent visitors but Micknick keeps them in check, he likes that pattern

As for me I'm the only sane one here apart from the doctor, Bruce they call him and we have a Ghost.

Phil you may attach yourself to any side of the family you want

PS: NEVER MENTION DOGS, IT'S A TURN ON TO SOME (but not Rob in Japan, he has gone straight)

I love this post

 

[chicoazul]

I dreamt that last night Monty, freaky.

 

[monty]

Its the new medicine everyone, he is really my aunt

If anyone wants some just e-mail and we can reach an arrangement, honest. Foreverblue has been so ever since she went to junior school

 

[Bruce Wayne]

So.....we have finally turned Bruce into a randy old man

 

[monty]

Jeez Bruce, Barbara Windsors tits, loved both of them

 

[Bruce Wayne]

*Sid James cackle*

 

[Dylan]

I really enjoyed the Carry On movies. Actually saw Babs on the Graham Norton show a while ago (before you ask, it is broadcast here on BBC America in no order. We get a current one followed up by one from 9 months ago), she has a great sense of humour. Still can have a good laugh at herself.

 

[monty]

I really enjoyed the Carry On movies. Actually saw Babs on the Graham Norton show a while ago (before you ask, it is broadcast here on BBC America in no order. We get a current one followed up by one from 9 months ago), she has a great sense of humour. Still can have a good laugh at herself.

Thats how Sid got his cackle, he shagged her senseless, no bloody wonder he had a heart attack

 

[McBain]

Dear Lonely in London

It works like this, I met Chico when he was lap dancing with Danny in a Scouse club, he was performing on Micknicks table at the time. Latch is married to Chico's sister who was born in Luton. Dylan is my illegitimate son who ran away to Honolulu, he is presently making his way home having acquired a family, who's family I don't know.

Fozzy was a toilet attendant at Euston station and Daz had the same job at Kings Cross, that's how they met Chico who was plying his trade outside Daz's place. That same night passing travellers from far afield stood and watched as they in turn snogged Chico, hence the US contingent, TX and company along with the Aussie Macca turned up here. Incidentally Macca does a very seductive strip tease using peacock feathers.

Welton, Cal and Dom are in fact the three stooges, deformed midget children who escaped from a travelling circus and now live behind Chico's skirting board. Foreverblue is my nephew, honest. Out of everyone on here you only have to worry about three, Robert Jarvis, Aunty Suits and the evil Gazdalf, they inherited in the queer family gene.

If I have forgotten anyone other than St Latch himself or the renegade Rocky Top I'm sorry, and that includes you Bainsey, Sim Zero and Jon or otherwise ka Matthew Mark Luke and John. Artrottel and Ich are infrequent visitors but Micknick keeps them in check, he likes that pattern

As for me I'm the only sane one here apart from the doctor, Bruce they call him and we have a Ghost.

Phil you may attach yourself to any side of the family you want

PS: NEVER MENTION DOGS, IT'S A TURN ON TO SOME (but not Rob in Japan, he has gone straight)

Ahahaha! Monty your a pisser mate!!!

 

[monty]

Ahahaha! Monty your a pisser mate!!!

me!?, never, have you still got the peacock feathers Macca