McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
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hahaha
Stevie Wonder plays a concert in Tokyo. At the end he asks if there are any requests, and a japanese man at the front shouts "PLAY A JAZZ CHORD", so he plays 15 minutes pure Jazz. Then the same man shouts "NO! PLAY A JAZZ CHORD". So Stevie says, "If you can do better you little [Poor language removed] then you come up and have a go!". So the japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the microphone, and sings "A JAZZ CHORD, TO SAY, I RUV YOU....."
(I'll get my coat, and TAXI!!!!)
hahaha
That one just made my night.
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