The Fro and the Tooth Fairy

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Everton star Marouane Fellaini explains his toothless start to the season
Published 23:00 05/10/09 By David Maddock
Everton icon Marouane Fellaini underwent surgery yesterday on the painful problem that has hampered his start to the season.
The midfielder had delayed an operation to have wisdom teeth removed because of the injury crisis that has gripped the club.
But manager David Moyes has revealed that the player's selfless gesture has cost him dearly, after he picked up an infection which affected his fitness and form.
The international break has allowed Fellaini the chance to finally have the procedure, and he admitted yesterday it is a relief.
"It has been painful. I got an infection in my throat which made it worse, but you get on with it for the team," the Belgium international explained.
"It has been a problem, but I needed to play, and while it affected me I just had to wait and get on with things. It has been a tough start to the season, and we all have to work hard for the team."
Moyes has admitted the infection has left Fellaini often feeling under the weather, which explains his quiet start to the new campaign.
But he feels the fans who have been quick to criticise have got it wrong, because he believes the midfielder - who was an instant success in his debut season - will only get better.
Fellaini himself is confident he will find his form again soon, especially after he has at last come to terms with the referees who gave him a record 16 yellow cards last season.
He was booked against Stoke on Sunday - unfairly - but it was only his second of the season, and he said: "I’m still exactly the same player, but maybe I’ve become a bit wiser and maybe the refs know me a bit more now too, which will help my game in the long run.
"What I have learned is that I used to pick up a lot of yellow cards when I was running back trying to stop teams on the counter attack. I would foul players trying to get back into the game, but I have cut that out."

From The Mirror that was.

I think he's been fairly consistant, and minus the one shiote game, has been fairly solid. His tackling has improved 100% IMO. But Im guessing the virus he had and playing through the pain of an infected wisdom tooth (killer that is) he's not able to throw elbows about.

Want the old Fro back me not the new one hehe
 

I don't know why they bother with these statements.
It sounds too much of an excuse, and also puts added pressure on the lad.
If he's not at his best, then he is one of many. The interesting thing is knowing they will peak eventually. All a matter of when. :)
 

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You're following me. Im just reading replies and getting hit by jokes Jim Davidson would turn his nose up at.

If I knew who Jim Davidson was, I might be offended by that.

Relax Ken, just having a larf.

Here's one...what do English Beer and Urine samples have in common?

The taste!! :lol:
 
If I knew who Jim Davidson was, I might be offended by that.

Relax Ken, just having a larf.

Here's one...what do English Beer and Urine samples have in common?

The taste!! :lol:


What do American beers and making love in a canoe have in common?



They are both fecking close to water.



(Good old Monty Python joke)
 

What do American beers and making love in a canoe have in common?



They are both fecking close to water.



(Good old Monty Python joke)

Class! I got one
A Pirate walks into a bar an says 'Arrr Barkeep, Im not feeling so yaaarrr' The Bartender looks down 'Well Long John, thats because you've a steering wheel down your pants!' 'Yaearrr' replied the Pirate 'Its driving me nuts!'
 
Class! I got one
A Pirate walks into a bar an says 'Arrr Barkeep, Im not feeling so yaaarrr' The Bartender looks down 'Well Long John, thats because you've a steering wheel down your pants!' 'Yaearrr' replied the Pirate 'Its driving me nuts!'


Just ban yourself mate. Put yourself out of your misery..please.

I would've said someone like Dane Cook instead of Jim Davidson but then only you'd get it. I go for a mass audience.
 
Class! I got one
A Pirate walks into a bar an says 'Arrr Barkeep, Im not feeling so yaaarrr' The Bartender looks down 'Well Long John, thats because you've a steering wheel down your pants!' 'Yaearrr' replied the Pirate 'Its driving me nuts!'


/doffs cap


hahaha


Stevie Wonder plays a concert in Tokyo. At the end he asks if there are any requests, and a japanese man at the front shouts "PLAY A JAZZ CHORD", so he plays 15 minutes pure Jazz. Then the same man shouts "NO! PLAY A JAZZ CHORD". So Stevie says, "If you can do better you little [Poor language removed] then you come up and have a go!". So the japanese man sits at the piano, picks up the microphone, and sings "A JAZZ CHORD, TO SAY, I RUV YOU....."



(I'll get my coat, and TAXI!!!!)


hahaha
 
On topic...this raises a number of issues IMHO.

Firstly, why is a toothache a State secret? Secondly, would revealing this secret give an advantage to the opposition...seriously? Thirdly, how many people have placed bets on him recently without full disclosure of his fitness? Finally, if it was that bad that it put him off his game, why wouldn't you send him off to get it fixed? :blink:
 

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