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Few of you need to get on Tinder and stop beating off and finishing on your curtains you bad bunch of beta male meffs.
I bet you had a good appreciation of the photos before posting that.
There's no harm in window shopping. I also look on rightmove and auto trader to see what houses and cars I could have if lady luck delt me a different hand.
 

She is absolutely beautiful.

I still cry myself to sleep every night knowing she'll never be mine...
...there is an element of defeatism there. Do what @ForeverBlue92 does and simply email her, asking her out on a date. Who knows?, you guys might even end up in a threesome with her!!

PS: word to the wise: ForeverBlue92 comes across as a top bloke but I'd be wary being naked in the same bed with him!! lol
 
...there is an element of defeatism there. Do what @ForeverBlue92 does and simply email her, asking her out on a date. Who knows?, you guys might even end up in a threesome with her!!

PS: word to the wise: ForeverBlue92 comes across as a top bloke but I'd be wary being naked in the same bed with him!! lol

I would bugger the pair of em senseless I love a Scottish accent ♡
 

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