The Fab Four

[McBain]

I am very good mate you looking forward to Christmas kid.

Always mate! Good to hear from you again C.

Perhaps we should wait until they've won something with us before giving them a nickname.

That, or simply hope they're still here next year.

Yeah good luck with that wait.

 

[carlos21]

Always mate! Good to hear from you again C.



Yeah good luck with that wait.

No worries mate look after yourself kid.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Seen a lot of good photoshop jobs on here that tickled me but this may just be the best yet. Absolute 10/10.

 

[McBain]

Seen a lot of good photoshop jobs on here that tickled me but this may just be the best yet. Absolute 10/10.

Thanks! Been practicing proper photoshopping and thought I'd give this a go.

 

[Deggo]

I know it`s a clichè and all that, but the fact is that we have four very talented footballers at our club. I don`t see the media trying to hype them to much and now everybody`s aboard the Dier/Alli-hypetrain. So I think it is up to us as supporters, to build some myth and legend. I have never seen The Holy Trinity or the Golden Vision, but I`ve seen the Fab Four and I demand that someone with the know-how makes tributevideos on Youtube, and someone to write songs and poems, because I want to be able say in a few years: "Remember the team that won all there is? Oh, the Fab Four could really play!" Come on! Let us create legends!!!

Go outside there's lots to see and do

 

[helpimonfire]

Fab Four?

We have The Big Three, Kingsize Lukaku, Roberto and The Dreamers, We can blow like The Hurricanes, and Geri is a pacemaker.

 

[njligernj]

Off the pitch, supporters continue to lobby for evidence of a business plan built on more than the hope an elusive benefactor will subsidise a stadium upgrade.

Just to be clear to any journos reading: I don't want the current regime to make any business plans. I can't even begin to imagine the sordid money losing horrors they would concoct if they actually tried to use their brains. Waiting for a benefactor to descend from the clouds is a billion to one shot -- so needless to say a billion to one shot is significantly better odds than expecting Everton's current CEO to have a competent business plan.

Other things I genuinely think will happen before Everton's current CEO has a good business plan:

• Every other player for every other team in the Prem does a body swap with a child nerd who doesn't know how to play football.
  
  
• Tony Hibbert starts tinkering around with broken computers, fuses one with a carp and creates the singularity.
  
  
• Everything in the Marvel universe becomes real.
  
  
• The new Star Wars movie is two and half hours of Jar Jar having explicit hardcore sex with a paraplegic grandmother.
  
  
• Unicorns. Something with unicorns.

I may not know a GD thing about football tactics but I work closely with CEOs of corporations just as big and bigger than Everton (and hope to be one soon) and that guy just simply does not have the mind. It's as obvious as knowing someone who constantly trips over the football while dribbling isn't good at football. Our CEO is not a player on the fringe of a CL squad who just isn't CL material; he's a pub league footballer who somehow makes 200k a week playing for a CL team and everyone acts like he deserves to be there.

I'm not waiting for him to do a thing other than get fired or leave.

Oh and Fab Four? Sure why not.