The Everton Board Thread

[AdamEFC]

The fellas highlight since retiring from playing was getting a picture in which it looks like he’s fondling a panda.

Never change Everton

 

[barneygumble]

So to be a success at Everton you have to be…

• A nice person
• Never slag off those higher

And that’s it.

Marvellous. Great player, but if there was ever a “Yes” man, it’s him, isn’t it?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Kenwright is playing Moshiri like a fiddle.

Still running the show and people cant tell me otherwise.

 

[DanB90]

Hahaha! ‘Kinhell!

Why are we like this??

 

[DanB90]

Jobs for life FC.

 

[MACCA75]

What an awful appointment.

This club is without question heading towards relegation

 

[Kev The Rat]

Jesus Christ

 

[Milkman]

5th January 2032

Everton Football Club is delighted to appoint the club's all-time record appearance holder Seamus Coleman to its board of directors. Coleman, 43, made over 1000 appearances for the club between 2009 and 2030, captaining the side to back to back promotions from League 1. Since retiring, Coleman has assisted David Unsworth as the club's Head of Academy Development, bringing through first teamers such as Liam Osman and Alex Iwobi Jr.

More to follow...

 

[Sweeneytoad]

Gone from "Challenge Sharpy" in the matchday programme to making decisions about the future of the club. We want people who know how to run a football club at board level, not another job for the boys appointment which is a virus throughout the club that we are now starting to reap what we sow due to it going on for years.

If anyone thinks this is a good appointment, you should have listed to his punditry on Radio City back in the day, knee jerk reactions galore from him. May as well have appointed a fan from the Gwladys.

 

[MACCA75]

Just get Steve Bruce in now and be done with it.

 

[toffee-boy]

may as well add Graham Stuart while we're at it

 

[Efcjake]

When the nepotism hire of Usmanovs nephew makes more business sense than this appointment you have to question what they're playing at.

 

[dannyboy]

As always, it's just jobs for the boys.

Sharp put in a great shift years ago when Kenwright came under pressure by shouting down the fans - he's finally got his reward.

 

[riddick]

Once again, I implore @GrandOldTeam to get us a face_palm emoji. There are too many for this club for this to not be a staple emoji.

 

[MarkHollis]

It did get a laugh from me which is better than what the club usually does to you emotionally and for that I thank you Bill