The Disasters of Drink

[dixie1928]

Inspired by BlueBastardo's "Favourite Spirit", I was thinking of some of the various disasters I've had through the drink. I've now got out from under the bed and stopped singing loudly to myself, so ...

It was an away game at Wolves in the early '70s. Me and a mate had got on this coach to trravel there (in the early '70s, Stoke was somewhere near the Antipodes, and a place where people had 13 fingers and no ears, so we didn't want to run the risk of a train). Somewhere near Shrewsbury, the driver said we could get out for a quick drink. Five double vodkas later, we were being shouted at for the coach. But Percy needed to be pointed at the porcelain first. No problem until my mate got his knob caught in the zipper.

There were profane words. There was panic (coach revving engine). There may have been blood (didn't want to look too closely). There was a choice to be made. Stay with injured good mate in his hour of need, or get to the game.

We won. I was there. I'm still deeply ashamed.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Inspired by BlueBastardo's "Favourite Spirit", I was thinking of some of the various disasters I've had through the drink. I've now got out from under the bed and stopped singing loudly to myself, so ...

It was an away game at Wolves in the early '70s. Me and a mate had got on this coach to trravel there (in the early '70s, Stoke was somewhere near the Antipodes, and a place where people had 13 fingers and no ears, so we didn't want to run the risk of a train). Somewhere near Shrewsbury, the driver said we could get out for a quick drink. Five double vodkas later, we were being shouted at for the coach. But Percy needed to be pointed at the porcelain first. No problem until my mate got his knob caught in the zipper.

There were profane words. There was panic (coach revving engine). There may have been blood (didn't want to look too closely). There was a choice to be made. Stay with injured good mate in his hour of need, or get to the game.

We won. I was there. I'm still deeply ashamed.

Personally I think you made the right choice. How's your mate?

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Ended up in bed with my wife's daughter once

 

[McBain]

Ended up in bed with my wife's daughter once

Ummmm awkward.

 

[Cena]

Inspired by BlueBastardo's "Favourite Spirit", I was thinking of some of the various disasters I've had through the drink. I've now got out from under the bed and stopped singing loudly to myself, so ...

It was an away game at Wolves in the early '70s. Me and a mate had got on this coach to trravel there (in the early '70s, Stoke was somewhere near the Antipodes, and a place where people had 13 fingers and no ears, so we didn't want to run the risk of a train). Somewhere near Shrewsbury, the driver said we could get out for a quick drink. Five double vodkas later, we were being shouted at for the coach. But Percy needed to be pointed at the porcelain first. No problem until my mate got his knob caught in the zipper.

There were profane words. There was panic (coach revving engine). There may have been blood (didn't want to look too closely). There was a choice to be made. Stay with injured good mate in his hour of need, or get to the game.

We won. I was there. I'm still deeply ashamed.

Haha great story that mate - had me laughing.

Stoke away last year, me and my mate on the train back blind drunk, we're talking a day of cider, lager, tetleys, whiskeys not to mention a few tins on the way home. Me mate goes the bog on the train and i'm left sitting there. He'd been ages so i went to check to see if he was ok. He'd fell asleep on the seat outside the toilet, was ded funny, a few other Evertonians on there laughing with me at him. Got him the bog and then we went and sat back down. Got home and carried on drinking till the early hours, great times